I know you all are neutral and all, but would you conquer us? Please.

To me it sounds like a backhanded defense.

Too obvious.

Gescatpo.

And STDs.

I worked retail for eight years. You have my deepest sympathies.

ChyRo?

I can only pray my daughter does the same. I’m pulling for her to become a hardcore feminist. Like reading everyday feminism, kicking men in the balls for fun, bell hooks is her hero feminist.

Nope, Xanax ain’t going to cut it. I think I need plutonium therapy.

My eight year old daughter apparently loves Trainor’s song “All About That Bass.” I had never heard it, so thought nothing of it. Then my fiancée had me listen to it.

When I was a kid, I had a huge crush on Jodie during the original series. Now I see her, and I’m like “holy shit! She got even better with age!!”

I dunno, there’s something really hot about slowly unzipping the suit...

Nope, he was actually trying to get Hillary to spread her insult out to more people to reduce its potency.

If looks could kill, they’d both be in intensive care.

He would have been perfect for Taft.

You basically just fold a pizza in half and staple it shut.

He has to stab him first. Repeatedly.

Literally!

Man, that’s like growing up in Bay Ridge or Ditmas Park. Pfft.

Wow, he’s just choke-full of stupidity, isn’t he?