Fun fact: every time I try to control my breathing when I’m winded, I can’t NOT think about the brutal training methods of Ashk’lan monks.

Was fortunate enough to see Gza perform this entire album with a live band. The man is a gift.

Aw you were there?! It would have been great to meet you.

Zack Ward good. Uwe bad. Adjust all future projects accordingly.

“Blueberry has joined team chat”
“Have fun in there, loser”

So the best way to get around is to master Titan skating from Destiny?

Get two friends to stand on the platforms for you so they stay visible!

What exactly IS a credible death threat? Does there actually need to be an attempt on Jason’s life? One death threat is just as credible as another because there is no way to suss out entitlement from real danger.

My biggest problem with internet death threats is that no one ever comes to fight me when I give them the address of my MMA gym and the hours I can be found there. It’s like they don’t REALLY want me dead.

I am legally old as shit. I love this gif and I never even felt like I needed the backstory behind it. Might be more of a cultural difference. Unrelated: I automatically laugh whenever Michael Jordan’s crying head is pasted on anything.

It’s alt history, which means Tesla reactors.

Please stop saying two weight classes. They agreed to fight at 170, but Nate is a natural 155 pounder. He fought at welterweight once and he was picked up and slammed at will by a much bigger Rory MacDonald, who is in fact two weight classes heavier than Conor. They may have fought at 170, but Nate is at most only one…

One half of me would want to make a video using their bullet points exactly as they are listed with no creative effort. The other half would want to make a gratis video of me absolutely shitting on their game and then offer more favorable terms for its removal. “And remember, this video is like based! So the more…

Confirmed. Cannot unsee.

I’ve never seen a deathclaw physically embody the phrase “fuck this, I’m out!” and offer up his tail like that before.

I would also like to point out that subclasses seem to take an exceptionally much longer time to fully upgrade post TTK than they used to. Now suddenly we’re granted the ability to bribe our way out of that process. You know what else has taken more time to upgrade post TTK? Armor. I’m calling silver for armor…

Wow. I need to stop scavenging for adhesives and actually play this game.

Gotta love stealing bottle caps off of someone currently in the process of being torn to pieces.

I hope one of you mentions the ridiculous scene at “Plumber’s Secret” located in College Square. There is a skeleton with a bottle of whisky sitting in the rafters, and above him are a series of plungers going up the wall and halfway across the ceiling. Just some board, drunk survivor killing time while holed up in a…

Dammit, Dogmeat! Be glitchy in my favor for once!