Bless Egg Boy and fuck Fraser Anning forever.

Seriously. The laughter and applause as those dudes got messed up actually made me smile.

This so great, because fast food employees probably feel that they don’t get sworn at enough while trying to do their job, so incorporating a couple of swear words directly into the meal names will undoubtedly help them feel better as well. This is really fostering a sense of personal dignity on both sides of the…

At what point does a reasonable person go, ‘okay, we’ve crossed into the dystopia now’?

I was being sarcastic, but I'm very interested in your theories about Merkel's involvement in this.

I thought it was Gwen Stefani at first.

Unfollowing their nearest relatives/heirs to the throne is sure a great way to keep the focus on random charities.

Only two people? Two years? Guys. It'll be everywhere. In everything. That's not even as long as you spend on a single PhD. 

It’s pretty freaky how many Americans are chill with rapists as long as they're also racists.

Honestly. He's actually hard to look at. You think the beard coverage will help a little, but somehow it's even worse.

Wow. You all are fucked.

Are none of them embarrassed that they’ve basically told the world they think their children are stupid? Are none of their KIDS embarrassed? Are none of them embarrassed that it never occurred to them in eighteen years of having a child AND endless resources to like, get a tutor? The crime is bad, but the fact that…

It’s an excellent story for the student paper to cover. The majority of the students would be sexually active and consumers of porn. An honest article about the realities of porn production and its attendant issues (long term life impact? Safe sex practices?) would be relevant and I'm guessing of interest to most.

Forget being boring and lazy. He’s grown up knowing he’s going to be a fucking king. Every single one of his male predecessors had a mistress. I  don’t care how much of your empire is history, that shit is going to a dude’s head in ways we mere mortals can’t even comprehend. He must be a literal, royal pain in the…

Sophia Money-Coutts is an amazing name.

That movie is off the damn chain. Stockard Channing is a delight, but the movie is insane.

It won't be the look you're hoping for.

Daenerys would be a terrible queen. She can’t co-operate, she can’t take constructive criticism, she’s got a temper like all hell and she gets bored easily. Making her queen to close out the series would be a weird place to end it, tbh, because the kingdoms under her would be a continuing, entertaining shitshow.

I don't get the appeal at all. I don't even want to bump into people I know when I duck out for a coffee, let alone needy strangers with cameras. Sounds like hell.

Yeah BUT, she has the worst wigs.