auntystatler
AuntyStatler
auntystatler

I was recently laid off from Boeing. I have a lot of thoughts but the biggest issue there is absolutely HORRID management. That is killing the company. They don’t know what the fuck they are doing, agree to asinine changes because they don’t have any clue what the area they manage actually does and, despite being

but I still can’t believe anyone can be arsed to plan a wedding. M

“He’s a model... in Canada. You don’t know him; he goes to a different school.” - Leslie Jones

I’m recently engaged, and people are so damn annoying about ‘WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR YOUR WEDDING, WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS OMG OMG OMG’. My answer is ‘I don’t know, self uniting marriage certificate and a fuck ton of gin?’ and considering most people find unacceptable because they’ve all bought into the wedding industrial

What’s not fine is a Great Gatsby-themed wedding

He has already registered as a candidate for the 2020 election. He will not stop campaigning. It’s what makes him happy.

“...his staunchest supporters are nodding along like, “damn, I hate poor people too, so glad someone finally had the BALLS to say it.”” His staunchest poorest supporters are nodding along...what the fuck is wrong with these people?!?!?

Audra McDonald is a legend, but that looks fucking terrible.

I’d have to be very, very, drunk. And possibly high.

Rumer Willis has talent, didn’t see that coming (no movie pun intended). And Jenna Ushkowitz won the trailer with one line.

Your first sentence is probably right, but Kim hates being pregnant because it was horribly painful and potentially fatal to her, not just “so hard”. Kim not wanting to carry another child is only selfish in that it would probably kill her and/or the new baby.

  • Kim and Kanye wore hoodies during their recent vacation in Tokyo, were little-noticed.

Uhh, Steve? I think there is an adage about stones and glass houses that applies to you here...

I hate to say this, but this is where the big money liberal donors need to flock to. This is the man that Hollywood needs to throw five figure per plate dinners. This is the game that has been established so its the game that needs to be played. Paying for the ads that call out just how awful Ryan is for his

“Washington and defend his liberal special interest friends.”

It’s a massive tax cut. That’s really all there is to it.

Read the title and guessed “white/hipster nonsense.” Read the article: I was right!

Consider this: what if the drop never came? What if that incremental build up of tearing synths and pulsing kick drums wound itself up further and further, your arms outstretching with every climb, your sinewy ligaments strained through anticipation, reaching, nearly reaching something, only it doesn’t end, it keeps