Amazing that someone who learnt business skills from The Donald would run a shitty business.

The Russians are FOR SURE laughing at the US, tbh.

Every time I see this tweet, I just have visions of DJT frantically trying to press ‘send’ as Ivanka desperately wrestles the phone out of his hands.

I have one totally silver streak growing right front and centre of my hairline. Was a pain for dyeing because that always showed up first. I dyed my hair for years and I hope I never go back. And tbh I freaking love the grey streak. Full disclosure though: I solved the growing​ out issue by shaving my head.

“Women don’t want to be judged based on their looks, but very often, they present very little else for men to base our opinions.”

Pretty sure Trump’s people criticised Obama’s reactions to things that didn’t even happen. #bowlinggreen

It occurs to me that only someone who was already a bit of a snowflake would need to identify themselves by their ‘alpha’ status.

The best thing about the Macron feint is that, let’s be honest, it’s not elegant or clever. It’s totally fucking high school level. But it still works because everyone just hates Trump that much. The glee on the faces of goddamn world leaders at​ seeing someone fuck with Trump, to fuck with him using a technique that…

If she can’t see colour, how does she know she’s moved into a black neighbourhood?

I think my despair at that trope really crystallised into rock hard loathing when I started watching Gilmore Girls. That show’s attitude to food/body stuff is messed up.

Exactly. This mess is bad enough, but I get shivers thinking about all the assholes watching this play out and taking fucking notes.

Surely they’ve figured out the lights by now.

Anyone with any experience of the modern Catholic Church would take one look at that and go “what the fuck are they wearing?”. Which seems to have been the general reaction.

What. The hell. Is liberal fascism?

I think it’s pretty clear at this point that he just doesn’t know very many words.

Whatever that lazy fan dancer is doing, I’m kind of into it.

That is fucked up. And it makes me super nervous that my government​ loves to copy the US in so many things. I really hope we don’t wind up like you guys. I started working when I was fifteen and was paid more than $8/hour even then. No doubt there are shitty employers here, and companies still try to exploit their…

Well, he was unfaithful and I was gay, but the ultimate outcome was the same. Also you are lovely and that is all a lovely thing to write. Thank you.

Ugh same. That desperate worry that I just couldn’t do things the way I was supposed to followed me through literal decades of my life, and heaps of misguided but well-intentioned decisions, from the way I wore my hair to getting engaged to a dude. Although that last one probably wasn’t entirely the teddy bear’s…