Dolly Parton deserves better than this.

I keep seeing photos like this of Trump in a truck, but he’s not actually driving. Is it possible that he’s just sitting in the driver’s seat... playing trucks? Like a six year old?

I have loved Barbra since I was nine years old and I am so glad to see that she is still totally fabulous and completely batshit crazy.

I am so sorry for the trauma that your country is currently going through, and I really (really, really) hope that my country takes some useful lessons from this whole pre-dystopian shitshow. Also I love your username.

Lists like these, produced by all kinds of obscure and/or arbitrary metrics, have been coming out forever. They’re always dumb as hell. They exist for people to argue about, and to sell ad space, not to provide any accurate summary of artistic merit/significance/success etc.

I am the child of a collector/hoarder and even though I know for certain that he has a few pretty valuable pieces, living with him has made me really revel in the special and amazing joy of just THROWING SHIT OUT. I love my dad, but fuuuuck I hate clutter.

You all see the Macron email leak as well, just before the French polls open? Totally fine. Everything’s fine. So fine.

I still don’t get why he thought that! Nobody thinks that! They literally call the job “Leader of the Free World” (at least they used to, sorry)! Who thinks that is a job that sounds like you’ll be able to knock off early on Fridays?

I get the impression that Melania feels the same way.

Seriously wtf is going on in the US

Are premiums really that much? Just for normal health insurance? I feel like I’ve missed something. We have public healthcare in Australia, but are encouraged to have private health insurance as well. I don’t have it at the moment, but I just did an online quote for hospital and extras cover for myself, and it came to…

“I object to this comparison because it assumes Ed Sheeran is a good singer and songwriter when we all know he can’t really sing.”

My sister was thinking of applying to the fireys here in Australia, and was encouraged by her fiance, who is already a firey. I’ve never really checked him out (he’s my future brother-in-law and also I’m gay) but I’m fairly certain he’s pretty much the physical ideal for a human male. My sister showed me the video of…

Yes, please and thank you. I like everything about this.

I appreciate that and I agree with you. But as an Australian I also enjoy any opportunity for Malcolm to be treated like the garbage he is.

Kat von D has a whole leg she devotes to just letting her mates scratch on her (if my memory of her show is correct?). I think your ideas about how momentous getting a tattoo is probably change with constant exposure to the process.

Go big or go home.

She defs has a tattoo between her tits. I’m not sure what it is though. I think it’s supposed to be a flower. Looks a bit like a strawberry.

Best thing about Wrecking Ball was the Anne Hathaway lip sync battle. I have one friend who I can always cheer up with footage of AH flipping off Emily Blunt while swinging across a stage in her singlet.

Her cover of “You’re Gonna Make Me Lonesome When You Go” is actually great. People always make an extra effort for Dylan covers, but she sounds really good.