I got most of mine in places you can see. When I make bad decisions, I commit.

She’s not on Dolly’s level (because Dolly is God), but she has a great voice and I’m down with anyone who’s not down with Ed Sheeran. Fuck, that dude is the fucking worst.

I would read the shit out of that.

Clearly, the Met needs a beer garden.

This is a dumb question, but humour a pleb: how close are they to the actual art? Is there a ballroom situation at the Met or are they in a gallery? Is the food served near the art? I just feel like the curators at the Met must dread this whole event.

I thought it was going to be Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman.

For real? Nicole Kidman has looked like she’s made out of wax for at least the last decade.

Don’t feel too bad, the Australian PM is a cunt.

He said it like he only just remembered.

You know what, I don’t want to start anything, but these gifs actually clarified for me what it is that really makes his appeal such a mystery. He looks stupid. He genuinely looks like he doesn’t completely know what’s going on in any of them. Nice smile though I guess.

Seriously what is the appeal of Brad Pitt?! Have never understood, not even a bit. I’m not having a crack at him, I just don’t get it at all. He’s so much nothing.

Maybe he thinks​ “shut down” as in “have you tried turning it off and on again?”.

Saw the first movie for the first time the other because my mate thought it would be fun to hate-watch (hangovers make you do stupid things). It was not. I am seriously concerned that anyone thinks this is erotic or romantic. It’s straight up abuse. Like, if I didn’t know there were sequels, I would have expected…

I mean, yeah, he’s dumb as a brick, but he also sounds a bit like my elderly father, who forgot the other day that the Soviet Union wasn’t a thing any more. Difference is that my dad still has days when he’s switched on and sharp. I mean, with an old dude like Trump, it’s hard to pinpoint were the arrogant…

Mate. Let it go.

I’ma be honest, I didn’t even read the whole article. But I too live in a former British colony (which is what the US is, mates) and coming from a country of only 23 million, the​ idea that 59 million people are racist is TOTALLY FUCKING LEGIT. If the election of Trump taught me anything, it’s that racists are racist…

Uh, holy shit.

He must just feel bad all the time. Like, physically just awful. I’m no health freak, but I can go for maybe a day of eating mostly junk before my body is just like, no, this is disgusting, eat a fucking salad. I can’t imagine how it must make your body feel to eat that garbage for every meal. And he’s doing this to…

I guess maybe it is a cultural difference then. I haven’t come across it here. And it sounds pretty awful, tbh. Treating pets like babies isn’t really a thing, either. If anything, one of the things I like about my pets is that they’re not babies.

Not a high bar.