auntysocialite
AuntySocialite
auntysocialite

Marc Jacob chose his foundation ;)

She IS the person who wrote the blog and has been posting about her Marc Jacobs obsession for years.

We can’t discount the possibility that Odem is simply trying to wait the Kardashians out.

This is also proof that Christian Sharia reigns supreme in certain parts of our country. I don’t know how you ever fix that, unless the Supreme Court at some point bans religion from public life.

Always and forever.

Damn straight, why can’t I just hang out in the Pippi Longstocking museum without a bunch of kids ruining everything? I'm just trying to enjoy a series of books about carefree youth, you stupid kids!

Sounds like his lawyer did a great job during jury selection. He and his client must have danced out of the courtroom the day that ideal jury was seated.

Can you show me where she actually said that, verbatim? Or are you taking her statements about HER PERSONAL GENDER EXPRESSION and twisting them in the most ridiculous way possible?

It’s just a regular pillow wearing a belt!

girl get your foundation matched pleeeeeease

So what happens in such restaurants if I leave a cash tip anyway? Do they chase me down in the parking lot and give it back, or does management pocket it, or what?

I tip my bartenders with kush nuggets. They seem to like it the best that way. No hustle.

As an NZ victim of rape, I am so grateful for those women for standing up and making noise about it. I don't think I could be that strong in the face of complete disinterest by the speaker.

Looks ridiculous and unnecessary. I will obviously be streaming it the day it’s released for rent.

“He don’t eat no meat? I’ll make lamb.” Classic.

Ooooooo maybe the first DLC will take us to Seattle and we can visit KACL!

Dude. I’m a fat black woman. There is no place at all for me in that world, but I freaking love Pride and Prejudice and most of Austen’s work. Doesn’t mean I want to take me and my heaving bosom back to those times. Nope, no thanks!

What about Jane Eyre? I’m I still allowed to read it every Fall (because it’s a Fall book) but still enjoy my forced gas heat, indoor plumbing, electric kettle, and Internet connection?

Pretty huge gap between liking Pride and Prejudice and this shit.