he was trying to fly his drone around and make a video of flying his drone around

Anthony Weiner not being dead in a ditch or renditioned to a black site in Yemen is proof that Hillary ain’t killed nobody.

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

That was one moronic looking bike

“A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the station. Only a precise hit will set off a chain reaction. The shaft is ray-shielded, so you’ll have to use proton torpedoes.”

He was only off by two feet.

Obviously someone got an 11 killstreak.

“Are you now or have you ever been a believer that man-made CO2 emissions are responsible for rapid global warming? Answer the question!”

The user interface for this system is incredible:

The title. He just wants the title.

If ETP and SXL start drilling again in defiance of the Army Corp of Engineers, then the Governor of North Dakota and the local sheriff will surely have to go after them with water cannons, dogs, rubber bullets, and orders to evacuate, right? Right? Because they care about laws and stuff.

Any chance this was a photoshopped lie as well? Just double checking...

FUCK HER AND TREVOR NOAH FOR ALLOWING HER ON THE SHOW.

I am a millennial and I am deeply offended by thi..... Damnit.

You are clearly a millennial

Hear that, people who enjoy the occasional glass of wine? You’re all loser drug addicts!

Yah, I hate Catholicism too :(

I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

The president elect says there was voter fraud. Better do a nationwide recount.