Anthony Weiner not being dead in a ditch or renditioned to a black site in Yemen is proof that Hillary ain’t killed nobody.

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

That was one moronic looking bike

Obviously someone got an 11 killstreak.

If ETP and SXL start drilling again in defiance of the Army Corp of Engineers, then the Governor of North Dakota and the local sheriff will surely have to go after them with water cannons, dogs, rubber bullets, and orders to evacuate, right? Right? Because they care about laws and stuff.

FUCK HER AND TREVOR NOAH FOR ALLOWING HER ON THE SHOW.

I am a millennial and I am deeply offended by thi..... Damnit.

You are clearly a millennial

I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

The president elect says there was voter fraud. Better do a nationwide recount.

Baldwin’s reaction is like that republican lady who got all mad at Ana Navarro for saying pussy on the news when she was quoting Donald Trump - same misdirection, same reduction of the word to the single, most recent instance of it’s use while blatantly ignoring the referenced, and far more significant, use.

“CIA, which I hear is very overrated, is also fat ugly and stupid. Should apologize!

We call that Freedom Foam.

You Shitti Farty Dirty Nasty Jude Bitch!

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.