auntygravity
AuntyGravity
auntygravity

because jail helps. it’s like a reset button that magically turns back time and un-does any potential but unrealized harm. it’s a way of retro-actively making the world safer for yesterday, but only the pretend yesterday in which something happened that didn’t happen in the real yesterday. .

nada. we are in a post-reality world now. re-read your Carlos Castaneda and Robert Anton Wilson. grab a doob and go for a walk in the woods. listen to your cat sleeping. look for hummingbirds. kiss your mother. bake some cookies. everything is alright as far as your arms can reach. anything that comes to you on a

One time I went about 150-over on a 2001 Honda CBR1100XX with a small sprocket. I say “about” because at 200-ish mph the wind tries to rip you from the bike and the instruments are a dancing blur so it was hard to be precise about top speed. Just the sound of passing through the heavy, liquid air at that speed was

I love that women love motorcycles. I think we all do.

that kind of thing will never fly.

No one needs the Russkies to destabilize the US government. It is doing it to itself. Aquarius descends with a vengeance, riding a pale horse.

PUPPIES! Thank god it’s not more tRump.

cat-life is hard on an airframe, and a cat-capable airframe is twice as expensive and has a shorter service life. jets with dudes in them are really of declining utility these days. mostly they are a profit stream for Lockheed et al and not less useful than are other vehicles in real, modern warfare.

We have maglev cats now. Finnicky. Expensive. Expensive. Fucking expensive. And finnicky.

Two US carriers currently parked in Bremerton, Washington. Not shooting jets. No one is worried.

Waddya bet Peterhansel was texting?

Trump approves of Russian Machine-Gun Bear. He has great respect for Russian Machine-Gun Bear. Russian machine Gun Bear is very smart, like Trump. Soon Russian machine-Gun bear will have great respect for America again. Make America a Machine-Gun Bear again! 

Any motorcycle that isn’t THIS:

Whan the StarMan says the Internets is an ‘alien life form’ we should believe him.

WTF Australia? Didn’t it used to be rabbits?

Who does something like that?

#drinktheswamp