Convergence: article about driverless cars followed by article about race cars.

good thing the polluted air over a don’t-give-a-shit country stays over that country. amiright?

Dents. Lots of dents.

tl;dr

“Movie time, Jarvis.”

amazing how some folks justify extortion because it serves their politics.

did i hear this coming from the silver car?

Putin trumps jet.

this man will sell you such a jet, Trump.

“I...want”

Cannot motherfucking say this enough:

Unlike “the” world, which we visit precisely because it can suck so much *cough* trumpvoters *cough*

Every stab at a Dune movie is only a painful reminder of what we missed.

Now that Putin has placed a Cats Paw in our Whitehouse he will use it to leverage his own military capability, and he can use the US DOD to do the things his own military forces cannot. It’s like convincing your neighbor to drive you to work every day. Saves a lot of gas money.

in case you forgot

motherfuck whoever first typed the words “dorito loco taco” and their entire family. wash that shit down with some Brawndo, bitch.

Congratulations - you are now invisible and everyone and everything hates you.

trump wasn’t elected in spite of his odiousness, but because of it.