This is WAY more fun than Clinton would have been. It just is.

I read it as “abusive tentacles”.

“Instant karma’s gonna get you. Gonna knock you right in the head.”

Buggy whips. Die - dinosaurs. Die. uFcking dealers.

so, buckets of pee spilling on you then?

but there’s a fuck-lot more people now than there were when refrigeration came around. and fewer of them are driving the culture bus. it is one thing to get left behind on cold beer. it is another to lose your ability to have a bank account because you don’t know how to use a cellphone app.

The adaptive response to exponential technological proliferation is to “niche”, to narrow the scope of participation and understanding. This means that while we know a lot more about some things we know a lot less about everything else. Hyper-specialization. My adult kids know jack-shit about how the world works,…

Oh I _so_ want someone to walk into the Tangerine House, or wherever the TrumpClown Administration is going to hole-up while they re-brand America as Trumperica, or whateverthehell it is he really plans to do, and say those words.

“How can we mind-control the kiddies if they aren’t watching?!?”

Zackly. Until the battery paradigm changes, and I do not mean improvement to Li0n batteries but a whole ‘nother kind of thing altogether, the problem of diminishing capacity will always be around. Maybe they can get us to “good enough”, which is likely, but the price will have to follow the performance, which it…

I have been driving an electric car for the last 5 years.

i like how He-Man says “I became the most powerful man in the universe” and then punches you in the face just because he can. so - perfect then. lolthx.

rust in every joint.

god damn this trump motherfucker is fun already. this is WAY more interesting than having a competent president.

we all are, deary. we all are.

Fascinating.

It is true that mostly the Masters of the Universe are white dudes.

I’m sure no one remembers having their dad beat the shit out of them with a piece of HotWheels track when they were a kid. The marks it leaves on your back and arms, on the backs of your legs, those crazy parallel purple welts....... trying to hide them at school so no one asks...And the sound of that piece of orange…

maybe. maybe not.

anyone else wonder how those hairy feathers affected that things (possible) flight? i dont see primary flight feathers. i see insulation/decoration/pillow-stuffing.