Oh, good! As someone well over 5’1” (OKAY FINE I’M 5’6”, BUT I LOOK TALLER) I don’t need to worry about being chosen to do something like this. I don’t need to worry. I don’t need to worry.

If wanting more of Lady Mary being bitchy to Edith is wrong, well, I’m just never going to get right.

Yeah... no. Most people are *lucky* to have a good enough friend to come over and help them with their tedious wedding projects. *No one* has a friend kind enough to take over an entire wedding, make all their place settings *and* favors *and* commission a cake... All without you having any knowledge of what they…

The whole Jack White x Patrick Carney beef was so much more alternative than this.

I live for the moments when celebrities have strange meltdowns on social media.

Attention all news outlets:

I was thinking along the lines of...

Damn right

The poem doe! Post iiiiiiit!

My husband and I toured the Paris Catacombs. It was one of the pivotal experiences in my life - I emerged with a profound acceptance of my own mortality, along with some insight into the darker side of human nature. While we were in there, we saw a woman (an American, sunnysunny-blond, moneyed, extremely entitled) pry…

Me and my sisters went to catholic school for a year when we were little because we were living in an area where my parents didn’t feel great about the public schools. (We’re not catholic.)

Well this is a story of my grandfather at a moment of great family sadness and pain.

Oh yes, that is definitely the face of someone who should carry weapons and enforce the peace.

I always find it hilarious that “Men Going Their Own Way” think women are angry about that. We don’t fucking care. Go. Go away.

You know what sounds more like a money hustle to me? This Hot Take. When’s the last time Damon Wayans did anything even remotely culturally relevant? Sit the fuck down, Major Payne.

I can think of easier money hustles than accusing someone of rape.

The MRA movement has found their King. He is the Chosen One.

Funny how in order to be “saved” by whatever religion, women have to be abused. You think all these powerful Skybosses would come up with better ways for people to be saved than having them beaten, tortured, and restrained, eh?

Dear Ryan, I had a dream that you ran a season of AHS that didn’t leave me with a rabid case of MEHS. Wait, that happened, maybe twice.

I fucking love Coq au Vin and I love Anthony Bourdain and I want him to feed me both types of cock tbh