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Now that would be interesting.

HOT TAKE: It’s going to be a gender-swapped reboot about the Fresh Princess of Bel Air, starring Willow, who goes *FROM* Bel Air *TO* inner city Philadelphia.

“What are thoooooose?”

It’s a fair question, Mike.

I’m beginning to think all legal teams are 4chan users.

No one wants to have to look at a boob, Donald, especially not this poor woman trying to breast feed.

I think we have enough of these now to do March Madness bracket. Please.

To everyone who (most likely didn’t read this beautiful and heartfelt essay on what it means to be a friend and and instead) is eagerly taking advantage of the unsupervised open space below to post your unneeded, unwanted and ultimately entirely impertinent opinions about the post or Gawker in general, I won’t bestow…

I agree. It’s a disproportionate power dynamic there. Bob probably can’t fire back the zinger he wants without fear of retribution.

DAMN DARRELL YOU NAMIN’ NAMES! NAME ON NAMERFUCKER.

I feel like this could be taken as shots fired in a glorious pizza chain war that could carry on for months, if not years. You deliver a pizza to our pizza joint, so we send our employees undercover to pose as asshole customers and make ridiculous demands. They spike our water supply, so we burn down their city hall.

Well you should definitely do that and every other thing when you’re 80, and send a carrier pigeon to my island so I can hear the tales, but careful, thoughtful ecstasy use will not ruin your natural responses. Ecstasy intimacy is a different animal that doesn’t even understand the point of orgasm, so it’s no risk in…

Like Ocean’s 11 but with old ladies? I’d watch that.

This story was just on the news here. So, you know, news.

When has ‘young man found dead on property of internationally famous actor’ ever NOT been news?

Why doesn’t this have more stars?

Does Tony Goldwyn have an alibi?

What Rih is wearing is properly called a Marabou heel or Marabou slipper. Popular sex-cessory since the ‘40s.

My favorites were “Hot Ham Water” and “Mostly Air With A Few Chips”.