What’s worse is she’s comparing being accused of drugging and raping people to the backlash she received after that awful sketch she wrote for Ted Danson to wear blackface at an NAACP event where she was the honoree. She’s standing up for accused rapist because over twenty years ago, her jokes didn’t land.

Why shouldn’t a powerful person, or even a person running for an elected position, be nice to someone who is feeling down? I don’t get this.

Big baklava star

“I always thought of myself as a brave lady, but the town - if you can call it that - of Colfax managed to pull out that last little bit of scared little girl out of me, tugging at my otherwise rock-solid composure like idle hands around a loose sweater thread.

In my naiveté, I thought I would stroll around Colfax…

This woman needs to calm down. I’ve been hiking those woods solo since seventh grade (without a gun!). The biggest safety concern there is poison oak.

I feel like we should get Jim Carrey to weigh in on Amanda’s fertility concerns.

You know, the cult of personality regarding religious persecution is the Red Scare of this decade. Often it’s backed by big money trying to scare the poors (who are often more religious than the middle class) into voting for them. Baum was right, there’s always some wicked witch Dorothy can go after so the little…

When they say religious liberties, they mean something very specific. They mean the legal right to discriminate against gay people in housing, employment, and commerce. We might be able to get married, but they are still going to fight to keep us second class citizens. The war is not over. Gay marriage was just one…

and the President of the United States

That last line, that’s the thing I may have promised not to say.

Those poor Christians! The underrepresented majority. It’s not like six of the nine Supreme Court Justices, 91.8% of Congress, and the President of the United States are all Christian or something!

THAT EULOGY WAS THE GREATEST THING EVER.

I truly hope this is the beginning of the “I Don’t Even Give A Fuck Anymore Tour” from the Obama family because, seriously, they deserve it.

She should carry around a little thermos with ice cubes in it. If these jerks pop up she can throw the ice cubes at them and freak them out. “YOU WANT THEM? HAVE THEM!”

Road trip to South Carolina to fucking shimmy up that flag pole to shit on that fucking flag and then fucking burn it and then fucking throw it in that dumb fucking Governor’s face.

Touching five of his sisters?

At a certain point I can only help people so much.

Coulda kept that one, buddy.