I might be reading too much into it, but I’ve thought since I first saw it that Katie Holme’s Canadian aired only television ad for Olay was a subtle dig at Tom Cruise, because of the line where she says:

“I will take beauty into my OWN hands - where it belongs”.

I thought it was a rather nicely done little jab.

Nicki Minaj has the most punchable, “look at me, everyone! look at ME!” laugh I’ve ever heard in my life.

You seem irrationally angry about what was intended as some gentle mockery.

Yes, good to know that nothing still says “take me seriously” better than a visible symbol of ownership.

The sparkly bit is cool, tho.

The Amityville Horror house family are all “bitch, please”.

Step one: Hide behind bushes on property at night
Step two: Leap out at fright tourists, causing them to fall over and lose items from their pockets
Step three: scoop up various wallets, car keys and cell phones
Step four: MAD PROFITS!

Why not? She’s got the suffering down pat.

^ this is some BCOD style drinks fuckery

Nobody likes poor spelling and grammar.

Worth a try. But then I watched their application video, and I wanted to kill someone.

Why the fuck are they applying a foundation targeted at ‘mature skin’ on a tween model? Jesus, at least give us a model who looks early thirties. I’m sure at least one or two of them escaped the inevitable ‘out of your twenties, and…

I liked her in Jane Eyre, but the “plain Jane” believability was a stretch.

No, for some weird reason it is supposed to be sitting in a dim sum steaming basket.

Me either, and the lauric acid in it reddens my skin.

This is OT, but I am old, and I am facing a makeup crisis - my foundation, which I’ve been using for years (no, not the same bottle) no longer works for me.

I’ve almost always used Clinique Perfectly Real, but ten or so years ago I got turned on to the wonder that is (was?) BareMinerals powder foundation, and I never…

This is the stupidest study I have ever seen. After reading this:

It’s not like she can look much worse.

No, no, no. Also, sorta surprised that their taste would run this modern/avant. I’d assumed he’d be Craftsman all the way.

- Wants privacy/doesn’t want anyone to see her face
- Does bit part in “Annie”

Remember those punching nun puppets? They are PERFECT for doing light hearted, mildly painful cock and ball torture, especially on Catholics. Ditto corporal punishment sessions in a nun costume.

I’m honestly not 100% sure that either of these truly sacrilegious, but the added frisson of possible sacrilege just makes…

I will never understand why it is so impossible for some people to asses the risks/benefits of being a dick to servers.