Somewhere right now, a TLC producer is speed dialing Italian convents.

Almost as dark as Wynonna’s foundation.

Actually, the only violence or degradation I engage in are done safely, sanely and consensually, and I am always the giver, and never the recipient.

Also, that costs extra.

Oh, there you are. I wondered when you’d show up. Thanks for illustrating so perfectly what I said above, to whit:

Here’s the thing - you can’t insult me by calling me a ‘fatty’, you nitwit. That’s basically my fucking job description.

If that’s really the best you can come up with, then I suggest you go back to troll school, and don’t come back until you can do better.

You’re right, but sometimes it’s just so tempting to give them a digital slap upside the head.

Yes, because the world has a shocking lack of thin sex workers in major cities.

Also, the fact that men (you?) will ‘fuck anything’ doesn’t really translate into men happily paying $400 per hour (before tip) for the privilege of doing so. You DO understand how economics works, I assume?

As a side note, my high horse is…

thanks for reading :) I love your site, btw!

Pearl clutchers care. They care so very deeply.

You know what else causes damage? Kids. Those little two legged monsters will FUCK YOUR SHIT UP.

Better not rent to anyone who has one of those, either.

Let me tell you about what life is like as a fat sexworker. My job involves sharing photos of myself as a strong, sexy, sexual woman, in varying degrees of undress. It involves me setting a figure - a not inexpensive one, either - on what I feel access to my body is worth.

This, for a myriad of reasons, makes some men…

I am not standing up for the dickish owners, but I thought there was a sort of unspoken agreement that one does not review a restaurant during its soft opening or first week of operation. I thought that this was to give them a chance to work any kinks out of service or food preparation.

Then chances are good you are ‘side eyeing hard’ at least a large portion of people who are actually flying with genuinely certified therapy and assistance animals. How about saving the attitude for when it’s actually deserved, instead of rushing to judgement?

What people with anxiety or PTSD really need is some rando…

WHY IS THIS NOT ON NETFLIX YET?????

That was the horrible, awful, no good time period it was made in, when studios routinely insisted on extra added bonus racism to punch up the ‘comedy’ quotient.

See: every John Hughes movie ever. Not sure you can hate the writer, so much as loathe and lament the time they were writing in.

Not fucking true! You will also see - and swoon over! - Captain Wentworth.

Yeah, no.

Are you kidding? Compared to every over produced, overly made up, Barbie emulating pop star tween princess out there warbling their hearts out?

This is EXACTLY the kind of music a kid her age should be making - weird, experimental, about shit she cares about, and not about stuff some music producer thinks will sell…

I like to provide mine with a snorkeling mask.

Not true. I did multiple, multiple sessions over the course of a year. Ten years on, it is ALL back.