Well, who didn’t?

FYI, for a great smelling, super smooth shaving lotion, try from Ambrosia Shaving Lotion from Lush. Super soft and gentle, and with a lovely, mild scent.

Ditto, and even laser removal didn’t work long term for me.

LASER IS NOT PERMANENT!!! Yes, I know I’m yelling, but I can’t emphasize this strongly enough.

I (ok, not me, actually, but a client) spent a shit ton of money on laser hair removal about ten or so years ago, and ALL of it has come back. I had everything done - lip, bikini line, chin, under arms, legs - it is ALL…

How about we change that to:

“I despise and will work towards ending human rights abuses, and in the meantime I’ll try to ensure a living wage for some of the victims of it, via leaving a generous tip.”

Freezer baby? What the ever loving shit fuck NO.

You are truly doing God’s work. Oh, wait...

10,000 football players just booked their summer vacations.

Well, of course that’s where their minds immediately went - how else could they make this all about ‘Men’s Rights’ issues?

Oh, this is from the parable where Jesus proves himself to be a sociopathic narcissist, right? Just what we want to encourage kids to believe about our chosen deities.

Listen, cool your tits. You’re the one who said that without reselling Lilly Pulitzer, your desolate fate would be that “my family starve and my house get repossessed”.

If you bring the drama, don’t be surprised if you get called out on being a queen.

how about this, instead?

Sure, because those are the ONLY two options in the world - starvation, or hawking up priced Target goods.

And they accessorized with their hand carved, ivory sex canes. Stylish'.

It is seriously over rated.

There always ends up being too much lube, someone ends up pulling a muscle (I'm not even kidding), there is at least one case (at least) of sulking, and the room demographic is usually ten to one rich old dudes to young, hot, very well paid escorts who couldn't fake a lesbian sex scene if…

Screen doors - it's how the evil humours flow out of us.

This show needs to be shot and put out of its (our) misery.

Obligatory.