I hate you for making me spit coffee on my monitor.

I thought it was all about the carpet matching the drapes. Now that "carpets" are back in style, of course.

Here's my scary as fuck McDonald's story.

I was on a road trip and had been driving all night, and pulled in at about 5 am on a Sunday to a location in a suburban strip mall. Placed my order, and pulled up to the take out window.

I don't know what had taken place just before I got there, but the manager (I assume he…