auntieoakley
auntieoakley
auntieoakley

Ugh, I’m so sorry. I was Bride in this story. We never got married, thank god, because he (as MOST OF THEM DO) started getting abusive with me too, first emotionally, then physically, and I had just enough support and survival instincts left to get the fuck out before things turned tragic. The no matter what happens pa

The best line was “you got no fuckin nuts like an empty asylum” OOOOO SHHIIIITTTT BURN!!!

Well, he really does need a new Thing to be angry about for his music. The whole “I’m angry with my ex wife and mom” thing got replaced with “I understand the difficulties you went through - though I don’t condone your actions and think that we are always going to need some distance from each other.” Which... like...

When can we expect the Trump tweet which will presumably call Eminem a loser and reference falling record sales?

They’re on twitter crying about it even though he told them what they can do.

ok but what if I like...don’t love the military.

In that case, if she doesn’t know how you and the rest of your friends feel about this guy, you should tell her

Totally preferable to Hillary though, yes sirrrrrrrrrrrr.

My 6 yr old just had an IQ test for placement at school and got a 135. Trump couldn’t score more than 110 at most. My kid has better self control, social skills and reasoning skills that far outweigh the president. That should scare people but a lot don’t seem to care. He’s such an embarrassment to our country.

We are in the darkest timeline, as far as I can tell.

The only reason no one has been able to put 45 in timeout is because the Oval Office has no corners to stand in.

It was a different time. You may not know this, but in 2008, we didn’t really know it was wrong to kidnap and rape children. Just like we didn’t know it was wrong to beat women until 2014. It’s been a very busy decade for us becoming “woken” and stuff.

It says a lot about the people who see and hear what he has to say and yet continue to work for him.

It hasn’t been a year...

Their popularity mystifies me and I’m a middle-aged Southern white woman with questionable taste.

yeah, a lot (but not all) of their shows rest on them saving money or redoing things on a budget. those materials give you the most bang for your buck when it comes to before and after photos, but that gets boring after a while! i like how they sometimes “Shake Things Up” by putting up the subway tiles...vertically.

Delilah helped me get me through the sorrow of being thrust into single parenthood when my son was about 6 weeks old. My ex-husband had been cheating on me, and soon my infant son and I moved in with my in-laws. In the evenings after my son was down for the night, I would lay down in the spare room and listen to

I sincerely hope someone gave him a Pirin tablet afterwards.