Yes! I have two modes: commando or full coverage off-brand spanx. There is no in between with me. I work from home and live with my boyfriend. If I am out running errands I am wearing long dresses or leggings and zero underwear. At the gym I am wearing leggings. If I am going into an office, out on the town, etc then…

I find myself wanting to end my tweets with a single word. He has negatively impacted us all. Sad.

My friend freaked her new boyfriend out by asking that hysterically demanding he buy her Dairy Queen gravy at 2 am. He didn’t know about the Ambien so they had a really awkward breakfast later.

It made my mom dye her hair and pay her bills twice. Her underlying issues are that she is a really fiscally responsible multi-tasker.

A tale as old as time quite honestly.

Who would have predicted K-Fed would wind up being not only a good parent but also a chill ex that didn’t exploit his proximity to her or their children? They have all been pretty low key and normal for the last 10 years and I’m pleasantly surprised.

Not only is she definitively not an orange goblin she is fucking gorgeous.

I really think the narcissism and entitlement runs so deep with this family that having an expert, such as a PR professional, telling them how to handle a situation because mayyyyybe they don’t know everything has never once crossed their minds.

I love Rashida so I am glad he straightened up for her (and his other daughters). Got to say I am a little jealous though. My dad does and says some heinously embarrassing shit but since he has Trump levels of malignant narcissism an intervention or simple “what the fuck, father???” would not go so swimmingly.

Super late to the party, but I must have been well into my 20s before I realized people weren’t saying “chew them down” like wear down or grind down. Thankfully I had heard my mother comment how the phrase was offensive so I didn’t use it. But I never questioned why “chewing someone down” was a hurtful thing to say…

I have fantasies about winning too but they all inevitably lead back to me having to go underground and never tell a soul. My shitty extended family has done a lot worse for far less.

Hello, are you me? I am late to this thread but every time I see a comment I want to star more than once, its from you.

If I am paying for someone’s entire living situation they are either my pet or my kid. And reasonable people don’t want to sleep with their pet or their kid. It’s a huge turn off to have someone invading your space, expecting you to foot the bill and on top of that wanting you to be sexually available.

As someone who has spent real time and energy picking hand models for tech products and considering the diversity and representation of said floating hands using mice, keyboards and pens... I have to agree. Come onnnnnn, H&M. This is not difficult to avoid.

I feel like people that push Michelle are willfully ignoring the fact that she doesn’t want to run and has said so, over and over again. Stop trying to make Michelle 2020 happen, she doesn’t want it to happen.

Thank you. Sure there are worse koolaids to drink than Oprah’s but I am so so turned off at the thought of having another cult of personality to contend with. Oprah brought us The Secret, Dr. Oz and Dr. Phil, every speech of hers feels like a sermon (which is fine if that’s what you are into but I don’t do church)…

I’m from Texas. I feel you.

Right? After everything else we have learned about him, was anybody really thinking “I wonder what he thinks about Jews?”

Well, the children weren’t white. That would have been race mixing and icky.

Was it edible? Yes. Was it good? No.