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This. I was invited to a Friendsgiving that quickly turned into “everything that can be vegan must be vegan to accommodate this one person we invited at the last minute and they aren’t even being asked to bring a dish.” Naw, nope, nuh-uh. It was a Thanksgiving dinner without a single pat of butter and it was dreadful

Agreed. I don’t advocate for the death penalty because the risk and likelihood of it being applied improperly doesn’t outweigh the benefits. That said, there are some people that should probably be put down (like one would a rabid dog) and Manson was one of them.

I do, well maybe 97% from scratch. But three things, 1) I really really like cooking so it doesn’t feel like work, 2) I do a lot of prep work before hand, for instance the cranberry sauce is already canned and sitting on the counter, the pie crust dough is sitting in the freezer waiting for Wednesday and 3) I know

Jack White told me to “fuck off” when I said “Hi, Jack White” as we were walking towards each other on a crowded street during SXSW about 6 years ago.

Exactly, if this bride-to-be is aware of her fiance’s shitty behavior and is ok with it, then she is probably a shitty person too.

Winner, winner chicken dinner. I basically sat back and kept my mouth shut 7 years to the day at the wedding of my college BFF. She wasn’t going to end her relationship because her college friends thought her fiance was a dick, so all we (the friend group) could do was give her the opportunity to raise her concerns if

I have always interpreted this style as her trying to look serious and business-y and tame any air-head model assumptions. In the same way Ivanka dresses as some Pinterest interpretation of “classy,” Melania is going for the dumb person’s version of “smart.”

Agreed. I am 100% #TeamIvana on this one and I find them both loathsome. Ivana is the OG Mrs. Trump and had the only rightful heirs/non-bastard children (if we are going with biblical or Henry VIII era logic or whatever) and that counts for something now that we are in the darkest timeline. Melania only gets to stick

Maybe not preferable but practically the same, amirite?

I think nobody wants to believe it or doesn’t have enough experience to identify it but I have to say I agree with you. I think he is a malignant and pathological narcissist and chronic amphetamine abuser who is also experiencing some age related mental decline/dementia.

To further piggyback on item 4: Caregivers of those with dementia should list the option they want the person to pick last. The person with dementia likely won’t remember the entire list and will just pick the most recent option that’s listed.

I read a rumor on Twitter that under Kelly’s direction his phone keeps “disappearing” and he has fits until an aide brings him a new one. I’m inclined to believe that.

You are being very generous with the 110 assessment. I think we are maybe mayyyybe a hair above Forrest Gump (75). Median IQ is 100 with a standard deviation of 15. No way this chump is of “average” intelligence.

My apartment building is being remodeled and everything is either reclaimed wood shiplap or painted a cool light grey. In 10 years we will all be snickering and cringing at greige and shiplap being just 21st century wood paneling. And its all the Gaines’ fault.

Tldr: It absolutely makes you an accessory to bigotry and that’s why having to cut out family still makes me cry by myself in the car or shower thinking about how I come from ignorant trash.

I’ve spent some time is Maine and my impression was that it was full of lumberjack stoner nerds who were very very white and had no idea just how white they really were. The space alien thing rings particularly true. More than one person would whisper the word “black” when needing to describe someone because they

Supermarkets might be where it is at. H-E-B, a grocery store chain in Texas, would have your back if their disaster relief efforts this weekend are any indication.

For an organization that takes in $70+ million a year in revenue and seems very adept at PR and marketing themselves all over the world they are shockingly tone deaf when it came to handling this. I didn’t expect him to actually care about displaced people but I thought he was shrewd enough to recognize a good PR

I mean, Austin, which is 160+ miles away from Houston is filling up multiple shelters and a convention center with displaced people. It’s abundantly clear that Houstonians needed every shelter that was available.

Word on the street is that Hicks is with Trump and her affair with Lewandowski is made up in order to throw people off the scent.