auntieoakley
auntieoakley
auntieoakley

I know a person who campaigned for Cruz then Trump last year and still works for Cruz. She really is the scummiest most two-faced hypocritical person I know and she gets along really well with her coworkers.

Ahh, the old “she knows and she is cool with it” excuse. That is what my dad used when he was separated from my mother and introduced me to his long time mistress.

I escaped a small backwards ass town that is 6+ driving hours from where I currently live. I was thinking of maybe going to my 10 year a couple of years ago but they (by class wide vote via a Facebook group) decided to have the fucking thing randomly in September (so I couldn’t coordinate it with a Thanksgiving or

It’s true. Those other jokers really dropped the ball.

Went to college in Savannah, and yes, it’s wonderful

Ok, so I missed this original post but I cannot abide only having two restaurants repping Austin. Hopefully I have covered all price points. I can vouch for 95% of them (the other’s I want to try because friend’s have told me too) because I fucking love eating and Austin has a vibrant food scene.

I think he knows that success in his job really only means appeasing Trump and stroking his ego while speaking to the press, everything else to him is bullshit he is going to ignore. Spicey got easily exasperated when he outright lied and people didn’t believe him, indicating he cared what the press/others thought of

Her entire career is predicated on defending and promoting misogyny, racism, homophobia, xenophobia and a dash of treason. If a slimy man acts slimy towards her, well, suck it up, buttercup, you picked this.

My mother is close friends with some of the Huckabee in-laws and has met Mike a couple of times. By all accounts he was a cordial, kind, laid back guy (before he ever ran for president) and then he gets up on a national stage and all you can think is “What a dumb self-righteous dick!” I suppose in private and while

I have cramps so bad that I feel like I am going cross eyed. That gif has brought me so much joy today, you don’t even know.

It’s precisely why I just bought two. The boyfriend and I are going to duel.

They think they worked harder than poor people and their income reflects that. However, based on my own experience, the one thing that has remained constant is that the more money I make the less work I actually produce and the cushier my job becomes.

“I’m very sad that people have lost their homes, but...

Those that are unable to afford the high premiums look to be screwed.

I found it hard to believe it happened exactly like that. However, I wouldn’t be surprised if an interrogating officer picked up some offal from a butcher shop, wrapped it up and told him it was Cathy’s vagina in order to break him down. Keeping in mind that the guy was a priest, had probably had a relationship with

Ugh, my mom carries a lot of residual guilt for choosing such a shitbag father for her children. She tried to get me to text him yesterday because she doesn’t want me to hate him. She takes it as a sign of her failure as a parent if I don’t have a “relationship” with my douchebag dick of a dad. I had to have a long

Yesterday was the first day I didn’t contact my father on Father’s Day. For years the only thing keeping me on speaking terms with him was that he owed my mother a portion of his retirement as part of their divorce settlement and in true greedy son-of-a-bitch fashion he tried to keep her from getting it for the last

Whether Trump is actually smart enough to realize he is a Russian puppet and getting played hard is up for debate but I don’t think he’s like “golly gee where is all this Russian money coming from? Whoopsie. I won the election?”