Maybe not the happy ending but probably double the Stockholm Syndrome.

I’m sure she got in trouble for not holding his hand on the overseas trip. But I thought it looked more like she was having to steady him as he walked down the stairs while still trying to avoid his cooties.

The more I see of this family the more I am confused. They don’t even try to look happy. You would think a family that is so heavily invested in courting the media would pretend to be happy and loving for the brief 5 minute walk inside.

With Donald gone there might have finally been enough oxygen in Trump Tower for the little mite.

Don’t feel too bad. “Talk shit, get hit” is sometimes the only thing to reach people. I’m convinced 95% of my previous bosses could have benefited from that lesson and their managerial skills would have improved ten fold if getting popped in the mouth had ever been a consequence for any of their actions. But they…

I anticipate him peeing on something in the Lincoln bedroom out of spite.

Now now, simmer down, sometimes it is a blush sheath dress.

I feel almost bad for him that he had to have Ted Cruz at his birthday party. I know he is a treasonous vampire covered in melted down Ken doll parts to protect him from the sun, but nobody deserves to have Ted Cruz sit there and demand a corner piece of your birthday cake.

“Frog-marched”

I honestly think there was a part of Trump that turned on Comey because he couldn’t handle how much taller Comey is.

He’s either a savvy, skilled and smart CEO of multiple billion dollar companies or he is too stupid to know that what he was doing was obstruction of justice, ethically wrong and could potentially get him in trouble. Republicans: please pick one narrative.

At this point we could all benefit from him just watching a few School House Rocks for starters.

It’s not just at the state level. My father worked for the federal prison system and it was common place in some (but not all) places for Bureau of Prisons employees and their families to live on the prison grounds in employee housing. The inmates were in charge of keeping the landscaping maintained and some even did…

This happened to a friend/coworker of mine. They went on three dates, she had slept over, I heard all about him, then he canceled their fourth date because he said he had a cough. She has an autoimmune disorder and not wanting to get her sick, they made plans that he would contact her when he was feeling better. A…

She will definitely be the Piper Chapman of (Comrade) Red is the New Black. 

As the daughter of a man with diagnosed Narcissistic Personality Disorder, I feel like I can speak to this. He may very well love his daughter, (mine does) but the love that NPD parents have for their children is like the love you have for your big toe. You like, maybe even love, your big toe precisely because it is…

I feel you though on it being depressing. I look at Barron and think “this kid doesn’t stand a chance.” It is only a matter of time before he turns into a dickhead like his parents and older siblings and there isn’t much that can be done about it.

Yeah no, the only people who get to ask for a hug from me and expect anyhting in return are my children (of which I have none), my significant other and like 4 other people. And to ask repeatedly after I have said no? That is a definite hell no.

When my cousin was about 8 or 9 she would act inappropriately towards my father in a sexually suggestive way. Since he is both not a pedophile and was sexually abused himself as a child he was deeply uncomfortable with the behavior and very troubled watching her act out. He brought it up with my aunt and was basically…

I’m thrilled at the prospect and I don’t even tweet. Unless h’s being tranquilized or tackled by half a dozen WH staff he is definitely going to say something incriminating.