As a Texan, I kind of want this to happen. Then maybe we could sneak Beto O’Rourke in his place.

“When a child gets behind the wheel of a car and runs into a tree, You don’t blame the child. He didn’t know any better. You blame the 30-year-old woman who got in the passenger seat and said, “Drive, kid. I trust you.” - Pam Beasley, The Office

Voice of Documentarian: So what was the theme of the pageant last year?
Gladys Leeman: Oh, that was “Buy American”
Voice of Documentarian: And the year before that was...?
Gladys Leeman: “USA is A-OK!”
Voice of Documentarian: And can you remember the theme of your favorite pageant?
Gladys Leeman: Can I?…

Not to be that person, but green isn’t a primary color, its made up of yellow and blue. The primary colors are blue, red and yellow. A four letter word for yellow could be gold.

I half expected him to kill himself by now, tbh.

I find it delicious that there are probably plenty of firms who would represent him, but none of them are dumb enough to essentially do it for free. Trump’s long history of not paying his bills might finally have some consequence to him.

Bingo, his youngest son is about 17 according to google. Gretchen just needs to wait it out until he is 18 and she shouldn’t be on the hook for Slade’s child support.

He might have been thinking about how Europe has a much longer history than America. Europe has actual castles and shit, while here people marvel at buildings that are over 100 years old.

I moved to Georgia from Texas in the late 90s and was asked with all seriousness (multiple times) if I rode a horse to school.

Sidenote: This administration is progressing in what feels like dog years. I would have guess it had been at least a year and a half since the Bowling Green Massacre thing was a thing when in reality its been four very long months.

I think it is worth mentioning. The only people who could feasibly run for that sort of position are incumbents who are likely to win or people who are independently wealthy enough that they can pay for things like health insurance completely out of pocket while not holding a 9-5 job.

Putin? He is the sort of villain I would expect to have a couple of people around him solely for spare parts. A heart attack won’t stop him.

That was my first thought. If he had recited her home address I wouldn’t have been shocked.

It’s bizarre. She’s brash, she’s ballsy, she’s self-made and she loves celebrity gossip. On a site where the comments seem to jump to be the first to hail Kim Kardashian as some sort of subversive feminist icon for god knows what you would think that Kathy Griffin could at least get a few props for doing and saying…

They go after both sides. Republicans just give in to the blackmail.

He has an R next to his name in Texas. That’s really all most of my neighbors need to vote for someone. Nobody actually likes him, he just kind of appeared. But hopefully Beto has a chance at kicking his ass in 2018.

Interesting. Did you know about blow jobs or were you completely unaware of all oral sex?

If we stopped this crazy train right now it might not be too bad. I get the sense we are being laughed at for being moronic buffoons more than anything. With the exception of Israel... they no doubt have some operatives who are dead or exposed and aren’t laughing.

I think she is only paid when her name is licensed but I could be wrong. It’s not like she is a real fashion designer and coming up with original designs. A no name designer and manufacturer are paying her to slap her name on the products (just like daddy dearest) and now that the Ivanka name isn’t performing they are…

Just like Trump is a poor man’s interpretation of what a rich man is, she is what a Pinterest Mom interprets as poised and sophisticated.