auntieoakley
auntieoakley
auntieoakley

As a mole person who gets sunburned on long car rides or while watching sunsets, I am more disturbed by the lack of fresh air. You can’t crack a window and get a natural breeze two stories below the ground. The air would be so stale and smelling like feet and farts in no time.

It’s also curiously more palatable to straight men, i.e. the patriarchy. Female liberation is scary, “Kim Kardashian is a Feminist Hero” think pieces are not.

Whenever people want to make excuses or show pity for Rachel Dolezal I like to tell them about my sister-in-law.

I guess it takes all kinds, but I am fresh out of fucks for homicidal multi-millionaires.

I mean christ, if he is wanting to critique the society that “made” Hernandez, the kind of blind worship we have for athletes by calling them warriors, gladiators and comparing their job stresses to that of combat veterans is probably a pretty big factor that made him think killing people was totally within his right.

I can think of very few personal issues that $40 million couldn’t remedy. In fact, I am struggling to come up with one.

Right, playing a sport he was gifted at and being paid millions for the pleasure of it is just like being a combat vet with PTSD.

I think it could because a red tie is the classic “power tie.” But also this information about dressing and grooming Alzheimer’s patients could be relevant...

I hear there are people who “forget to eat” but I am not one of those people.

I could see him being very active at r/incels on reddit.

I know I am late to the party but I can sympathize with your situation. Growing up my dad was a Clinton supporter and fairly socially progressive considering we are from Texas (pro-choice, supported gay marriage, anti-racist, a belief that the prison and jail system should be for rehabilitation not punishment,

I remember Candy getting bad press for not giving more money to the children when Aaron died and 10 years later... it seems like she made the right choice. I am not sure there is any amount of money that Tori could have that wouldn’t eventually be pissed away.

I wish someone paid me to shut the fuck up and stay at home. Literal dream job.

Really hoped getting shot in the head would get him gone, but no dice.

It would be like going through the Ethan Allen catalog then contacting a custom furniture maker and asking for them to replicate the look at 5x the cost because you have a very specific shade of beige in mind. I have noticed that being picky about minor details is somehow conflated with having taste or a unique point

This is the number one reason I haven’t tried hallucinogenics. I went through a marginally tough time after college (who didn’t) and had some routine dental work done that required being put under. It resulted in a 2 hour hysterical, loud and dramatic, bordering psychotic sob fest where I refused to leave my dentist’s

I don’t know. My two best friends are also very close with each other and they live 1,500 miles away from me in the same city. Neither of them are on hormonal birth control. One gets her period like clockwork, every 29 days. The other, due to a medical condition, sporadically, maybe 3 times a year. They get to hang

I believe that, he looks like he needs the iron.

I get sun burned watching sunsets and he and Mike Pence are somehow more pale than me. It’s unsettling and unnatural. They need more iron in their diet or something.

I once attended a very lackluster $1 million+ wedding. There was custom made outdoor furniture and pergolas, all upholstered and swathed in various shades of beige fabric, gold everywhere, marble everywhere and the menu and place cards were in the default Edwardian script font you get on any home computer. It looked