Nah, if that was true she would just want to make them into coats.

Dorinda fucking gets it.

I didn’t know this. Dick move, Kardashian, dick move.

I was totally here for the gossip but rolled my eyes at the blatant narcissism of “Robert only defended OJ because he was jealous of me.” Puh-leeze. Not everything is about you, Jenner.

I have been waiting so long for Fitz to go away. He is just so whiny.

There are a lot of racist white people who only think of racism as being the acts of lynching and burning crosses. They can go their whole lives spouting white supremacist rhetoric and committing acts that are definitely racist but don’t cross the imaginary line into “hate.” A part of me would like to think the…

I think you are right. That’s where they kept Timothy McVeigh.

No, male violence is real.

Gentle reminder, if you are planning a murder suicide, you are supposed to be the one to go first.

I would have happily taken the $800 credit and a hotel but I also have an understanding boss and the ability to work from home or remotely whenever I please. There are very few professions where unexpectedly missing a day of work is a big deal that could potentially harm others and “medical doctor” is one of them.…

Having your boss pressure you to buy their kid’s shit is annoying, but a coworker sending an email to say “I have Girl Scout cookies at my desk if anyone wants them” is totally normal in my opinion.

I wonder how much money they get from him regularly and if Marla has invested wisely. $200 is a pittance for a supposed billionaire who needed them there to keep up that “family man” facade but on the other hand shouldn’t they be able to pay for their own glam squad out of their regular allowance/support checks. Just…

This is why I adore Alamo Drafthouse. There is a strict no talking or texting rule and they won’t seat you if you arrive late. Hell, they kicked out and banned Madonna for texting. Plus they serve booze and food. Tickets are a tiny bit pricier but well worth it in my opinion.

I feel you. Now that I live in a metro area, I don’t shop at Walmart... except when I go back to my hometown to visit my mother and its the only option for groceries.

Yeah, we have no shortage of white straight men around here but it is refreshing to be in a workplace where there is enough diversity within the agency that no single team will ever be comprised of only white people, only men or only straight people.

I read her statement as being more along the lines of “Look, I know he’s crazy, mean and stupid but I am the one who has to deal with his sundowning so give me a fucking break here.” But I like your take too.

It’s a Bratz doll nose.

I imagine her bare face looks a lot like a Barbie or Bratz doll with all the paint removed. She has erased all the natural variations and “flaws” that make people look relaxed and human and all we are left with is a blank canvas that is an approximation of “beauty.”

I work for the in-house agency of a very large brand. Our head honcho sent a hilarious agency wide email telling us to never send him anything resembling “this tone deaf garbage pile” and our creative director responded with “this ad is the most tragic thing I have seen all week and I am currently at a funeral in…