I mean honestly, at this point, what will harm the least amount of people? All I can think of are things I am not going to type out.

I only saw them on RHONY while they were dating. He seemed like kind of a douche, but everybody on those shows are douches. This development is all very Yikes™.

RING A DING DING

Apparently their reasoning for why they thought they were safe was because they are Orthodox Christian, not Muslim. As if Trump really gives a shit about religion and isn’t motivated by racism and xenophobia.

If you raise your kids to not be tiny fascists and teach them to stand up for those who are marginalized then you are doing just fine. :)

I have been toying with the conspiracy theory that she is a Russian plant that is there to keep tabs on Trump (since we know he has been groomed for quite some time now) and this assignment is going a bit longer than expected. But that is just something I distract myself with these days.

Laura Bush literally caused a dude’s death and somehow nobody really got to riled up or nasty about it. I feel for Melania in the sense that I feel bad for any woman married to an abusive megalomaniac dictator but I don’t see why pointing out hypocrisy on the part of her and her husband is that morally repugnant.…

Just scrolling through my CNN and AP notifications from the past week:

We might eventually be ok, but I don’t think we will ever be the same.

It’s really convinced me that the average person is both dumb and heartless. I just don’t know how anybody could have watched this election cycle and stayed home or voted for Trump, and yet the majority of the electorate did.

Ah the good ol days of “Texts from Hillary” She was well liked until she showed more ambition.

The very thought of Trump even reading to children or doing any other “less dignified” things like pardoning a turkey on Thanksgiving or participating in the annual Easter egg hunt seems so foreign and bizarre to me.

If you follow the “creepy or not?” dating age math formula, Paulson is as young as Taylor can go for it to not be creepy.

I watched it too (Pervert Park, for anyone interested). I think the son was much younger, like 7 or something.

To every “patriot” who parroted “You have to have the 2nd amendment to protect the 1st” I am reminding them that now is their time to shine.

If he is watching Friends, he is not listening to Rachel Green.

And even if that factoid is a bold face lie, at least W and his team knew that he should pretend to read books.

Emails are not a concern anymore with Trump voters.

I quote that line out loud (even if I am alone) every single time I am near the honey at the grocery store.

I have been saying this for what feels like a lifetime but actually only two years: the guy has NPD, my father has been diagnosed with NPD and there really isn’t a limit to a narcissist. The minute you think “but surely they wouldn’t...” you have already given them too much leeway.