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He’s probably white and thought he was safe. I’m coming across a lot of white men who thought Trump gave a shit about them and it’s like “No honey, he appreciated the blow job behind the bar dumpster, but he’s not taking you home to mother.”

My SO was charged with resisting arrest last August. He was drunk and leaving a bar when he was jumped and mugged on the street. Officers report they found him on the sidewalk, bleeding from his hands and legs, missing his shoes and glasses (he fought with the muggers) and his wallet was gone. Officers yelled at him

Is it legal to sucker punch a Nazi? No.

Also, it seems like people neglect the fact that Trump is an extremely awful abusive human being in public, when presumably he is on his best behavior. Do we really think he isn’t more angry, abusive, hostile, and volatile when the cameras aren’t around? He brags when he sexually assaults women he barely knows, was

When I saw Barron play peek a boo with Ivanka’s baby my first thought was “Aww, he’s not a little shithead... yet.” I’m sure he’s bound to be a Trump like all the other Trumps in a few short years, but in that moment he was a 10 year old boy being sweet and playful with a baby, i.e. not a shitty kid.

I have met precisely one gay Republican. He called Obama the N word and women who get abortions “whores” in the first 2 minutes of meeting him and he brought up politics all up on his own. I kept my distance and later heard a rumor he was drugging and sexually assaulting young men who weren’t totallu out yet in their

Remember when that famous “oops” was considered to be what cost him the primary in 2012?

At this point, if we survive, they and all the twits who voted for them would call it a win.

I was struck by that too. I don’t think the issue is that they believe domestic violence should be dealt with by the states, its that they fundamentally don’t see domestic violence as an issue at all. Sort of like “Oh, your husband is beating you? Well, quit upsetting him all the time and he wouldn’t have to teach you

Exactly! Except in this election we had a choice of vanilla or a shit milkshake. The choice wasn’t that hard so let’s quit pretending that vanilla wasn’t a damn fine option and needed to be more appealing to the masses.

I said it before and I will say again, “A vote is a chess move, not a love letter.”

It’s nauseating. I was all in for Clinton from day 1 but I get how and why she isn’t everybody’s fave. We had who we needed in front of us, begging us to let her do the heavy lifting on our behalf and still some people in our own party refuse to concede she was a strong, capable candidate who could have done some

Ever had a day where you just wish you couldn’t read? Because that description...

Just last week on this very website I watched people lament about how the DNC needed someone with progressive beliefs and a certain amount of shrewdness and experience in order to actually get shit done. And noooobody talked about how we had exactly that in our candidate this fall.

Agreed. It sounds a lot like the argument made by WalMart that they can’t afford to pay their workers a living wage while the Walton family and I would imagine the higher level execs continue to make an obscene amount of money year after year. There is plenty of money to go around in profits if it was distributed

Everyday, my decision on November 8th to not have children, feels more and more like the right thing to do. Even if I adopted, it appears I would have to quit my job/career in order to homeschool or take a second or third job in order to pay for a private school education. I make about 30k more than my parents did

I long for the days when Sarah Palin felt like a bullet dodged. She officially isn’t the worst that could happen.

HEB is the best. I live in Austin and notice that many of the employees are part of populations that other companies would deem unemployable or a liability.

If we were doing some kind of pop culture archeology, we could certainly trace the origins of the Kardashians to the Hiltons but what brought the Hiltons into relevancy? I graduated high school in 2004, I feel like I should know this...

It’s almost adorable to see how proud he was of himself for actually sort of investigating a story and asking relevant questions that don’t necessarily vibe with his world view. It’s like when my dog opens her toy box to get out her sock monkey and looks back at me as if to say “That’s right, I did it all by myself,