Agreed. If we are going to complain about the origins of the Kardashians, we need to include the Hilton sisters. I’m not sure when or why we were all supposed to collectively start caring about the Hiltons but Kim wouldn’t have been relevant if she wasn’t Paris’ BFF.

She has had a 20 year headstart to get her finances in order, no sympathy. Guess it’s time for Tiffers to pursue her masters and doctorate.

Yep, that and bartering for shit I don’t need or want. Just last week I had another creative try to offer his photography services (that I in no way need or want) in lieu of paying me for the work I did for him. It’s infuriating. I don’t need headshots dude, I need to make my car payment.

That’s my boy, Lloyd! I’m glad we have more than one Texan standing up.

You don’t even have to repeal the 13th in order to get free labor, just make it a prison chain gang kind of thing.

I feel real second hand embarrassment on behalf of Elle King right now.

It’s like they took a Bratz or Monster High doll’s proportions but gave it a realistic/non-stylized face and you end up with Nic Cage in drag.

My father has been diagnosed with NPD. The similarities between their behaviors is uncanny and I have been railing against Trump since he announced he was running. The only difference between Trump and my father is that my father is not an insulated billionaire with a world stage.

My heart goes out to you. I’m involved with a man who didn’t vote because we live in Texas (he now regrets it) and it has not been a fun thing to contend with.

I don’t think it is outlandish or unreasonable to think that they were in it to win it. Putin spent 5+ years developing a sleeper agent presidential candidate and auxiliary players that have gone along with it, only to sit back and rely on a completely fair election? Nah.

My rich white straight male boss was in a terrible mood the week of the election and apologized for it in that Friday’s meeting. I asked a coworker why he was in a bad mood and she said “oh he just took the election really hard.” And those were our exact faces when we just stared at each other for the next 10 seconds.

Your example reminded me of the one time in my childhood I was spanked. I was about 4 or 5 and got swatted on the behind for running naked out into the yard and street screaming my head off and refusing to take a bath. I clearly remember thinking my bath time was a hideous injustice and I was definitely out of…

Decades of phentermine use surely won’t help his heart either. #fingercrossed

It just feels like the universe is fundamentally broken in some way.

The first presidential election I could vote in was in 2004. I wasn’t all that enthused at the time, but I will always have a little soft spot for him.

I reallllllllly hope that Melania is just telling him she can’t make it to the inauguration because “all the dress shops are sold out.”

I am the byproduct of a secret teenage abortion. My parents were still in high school, kept the secret from my mom’s parents and were able to graduate high school, go on to college/join the military and eventually have me, when they were ready. Thanks, abortion!

I have ran across a startingly large number of people who think teachers get paid too much because they only work for 9 months.

But you know, emails.