“The whole ‘purposeful melancholy via semi-intentional disconnection from people’ is real, sure, but I don’t want to hang out with people in the throes of it.” 

Michael Avenatti is gross dude who insists we have to have another “white male” president in 2020, namely Michael Avenatti. I’m much more inclined to join team Granados, who successfully sued a local athletic club to offer family memberships to same-sex couples in 2012.

Thank you. I cannot believe I’m getting pushback on thinking that it’s crazy for a kid to put needles in fucking strawberries. 

You don’t. If he gives us an unpronounceable stage name, we give him a different one. He’s ‘FaceTatPedo’ to me.

It must never be spoken. 

He is King Jerry of Jezebellia! Hands down my favorite commenter on this site. I want to have cocktails with him and hear his Hollywood tales!

Last time a royal let himself be skipped, the country almost fell apart.

Parmesan cheese on the train. Great.

I don’t want this stupid birthday party on my commute. Nope. And I don’t want the Showtime dancers either. I want an uneventful ride where I sit quietly with my headphones. I never want to be smacked in the face by a flying Showtime foot, but I ESPECIALLY don’t want to smell your train lobster. Beat it, all of you.

I think I speak for the UK and the wider Commonwealth when I say yes you bloody are.

The first time I heard from an American friend that her older sister’s birth had cost approx. $30,000, I thought she was yanking my chain.

Can I get some citations where Gore was called ‘shrill’? Or any man being called shrill where someone wasn’t trying to imply he was gay or effeminate?

I also live somewhere where all my antenatal care, hospital birth and postnatal care is covered by the government. I can’t imagine the stress of not having this!

Mennonites don't take health insurance? I never knew that. 

I do appreciate that you take screenshots of these comments instead of elevating them by replying directly. Although I’m a little worried about your mental health in reading them and getting worked up... 

Excellent example. Betty is deeply unlikeable, but holds the audience’s attention for any number of reasons - she is flawed, she is relatable, she is undeniably beautiful and intriguingly costumed, the actor is charismatic, and she has chemistry with every other actor in the frame. Same goes for Carrie Bradshaw.  They…

See also: Skyler White in Breaking Bad. People haaaatted her for... not loving the idea of being married to a meth kingpin?

I’m sorry, I feel like this is missing from the comments section: when is there ever a time that discolored discharge coming from your vagina is ever not a problem that should warrant medical attention??? Is that ever not a sign of infection? 

Free Birth Society is part of the broader free birth movement, which is, much like the home birth movement, “rooted in a dissatisfaction with the current obstetrical model,” as the Daily Beast puts it. That model includes a 30 percent cesarean section rate for mothers in the United States. Free birthers also point…

You are a Sweet Summer Child, because whenever Whiteness is in threat mode, it seeks self preservation at all unseemly costs, no matter how obvious the right and decent thing appears to be.