What a tiny little dick he is. 

She is an independently wealthy woman and successful entrepreneur, but she has to HIDE the clothes she wants to keep from Kanye?

Yeah, hands down.  

Your mom fainted? You harangued a nursing mother, in her OWN HOME, who was hosting you for dinner?

“Reasonable” as in “this could possibly be exactly what happened”, not “reasonable” as in “and it’s what our therapist suggested”.

I’m not saying she’s planning to sacrifice that chicken, but I’m also not NOT saying that she’s planning to sacrifice that chicken.

None of this has changed. I just listened to a podcast about a highly lauded, culinary sensation of a steak that costs...

Is anyone else super worried about what that Getty model has planned for that chicken?? 

The thing is, it IS totally reasonable. I know someone whose sister makes reborn dolls, and a LOT of them are commissioned as replicas of babies who were either stillborn, or died very young.

Just ask the (former) staff at Deadspin..

I don’t pretend mine it at all, it’s 💯% real.

If he’d gone after American Spirits, the hipsters would have revolted. 

There is a cultural and sacred tradition of tobacco use in many indigenous and First Nations cultures, but at least in my area, it’s also an INDUSTRY.

Oh do shut up. 

You seem fun. 

Seriously, I’m trying to imagine the brand in Canada that would DARE to try to turn Remembrance Day into a shopping promotion. 

Unsweetened, crunchy peanut butter, a light drizzle of honey and an even lighter sprinkle of sea salt, and thin planks of banana, on toasted sourdough. Open face, because otherwise would probably kill you.

There’s a line similar to this in one of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld books. 

If you have truly dry and irritated skin, or eczema, beware that scrubs and dry brushing are actually causing tiny micro abrasions in the skin surface. These can set off horrific flare ups for many people (myself included, which is how my dermatologist ended up informing me of this ‘fun fact’).

If you have truly dry and irritated skin, or eczema, beware that scrubs and dry brushing are actually causing tiny…