Please keep her away from Rich, before he writes a 10,000 word essay about her crotch. 

Wouldn’t a plate full of lumpy, grey, sauceless bread pudding be the perfect analogy for Trump’s official portrait?

Stallworth was taken into custody on Oct. 13, but set free on a $500,000 bond with the help of six different people.

Same. I would have happily pushed my physically and emotionally abusive stepmonster down a flight of stairs. With a bulldozer. Into a pit full of vipers. 

Friendly reminder:

Did you see him in “Wig”? He’s really living his best NPH life right now! 

Well, isn’t the first thing YOU look for in a forensic accountant a childlike and yielding pancake brained woman in a non slutty power suit?

But they’re so salty and bitter. 

Fat women can have shitty fashion taste too.

“ the only things you should ever advertise on your personal belt buckle areBudweiser and Ford tractors”

Im utterly baffled by the emergence of a Polo logo that seems to take up half the fucking shirt. A design for the person who thinks “perhaps this little horse is too subtle? Give me one that’s the embroidered version of a roadside billboard”.

“ and lighting a Doral on the stove”

Ok plz don’t kink shame 

lol ok gotcha! I thought you were playing devils advocate there for a minute. Yeah, the greenhouse in Allen Park had bananas in it, along with some other tropical fruits. 

Trust, this isn’t her. She’s reselling shitty seconds from the food terminal - we saw the boxes under her table. 

Yeah, the one near me had a woman touting “locally grown” produce.

That scene remains oddly disturbing to this day. 

Man’s takeaway from article about grown ass woman who is tired of shitty male behaviour:

Same, along with the annual recitation of “ International Women’s Day? Well, when is it International MEN’S Day?”

“What IS the thing (or things) pansexuals are attracted to?”