I love how he takes a very normal question and manufactures intense offense to it.

“They just were like, ‘So, where you from?’ And I was like, ‘Fuckin’ Florida, man. Where are you from?’

Vincent Chase in the flesh.

What an annoying little git. 

I didn't even know I was in scouts, I just knew I was a beaver and really, that's all that matters.

“What does her daughter’s style choices have to do with feminism?”

You would think its not but ive received rude comments/stares/other peoples discomfort on behalf of my armpit hair many times 

I mean, considering that Arvida Bystrom got death threats for baring her leg hair in a Nike ad, I think seeing women’s body hair is still relatively subversive. Nearly all the women I know shave it, and it’s still a taboo in offices etc. 

*ahem*

Anyone whose asshole looks like that has more problems than the elections.

This Thanksgiving, remind your loony rightwing relatives that Thanksgiving celebrates people who outlawed Christmas.

Since the Puritans of New England rejected holidays like Christmas, Easter, and May Day—due to the holidays’ pagan or “Romish” associations—they celebrated secular occasions like elections. And a holiday called for a cake.

Vicki Consiglio can go find a bag full of hard things and suck all of them.  I’d rather enjoy the culinary delights of Waffle House over a Cheesecake Factory any day of the week.  

PF Changs is what provincial white people think Chinese food is. Sorry...I call it like I see it. The beef lo mein is tasty, though.

Read this story with a growing sense of horror throughout at the complete disaster it’ll cause. But for me, the bit that sums it up the most is this quote from the woman who’s responsible:

First of all, “Cheesecake Factory”? How much more basic can you possibly be? Second, there’s a “Cheesecake Factory” in my suburban southern California city and it’s not like I’m rolling around in Benjamins on my bed. Third, if you absolutely insist on being racist, hold out for something better because what you’re…

This has my abuse flags popping all the fuck up. This is a textbook narcissistic thing to do - something “nice” that’s “for” someone else, but executed in a way that absolutely steals focus from her, derails a legitimate accomplishment she’s worked very hard for, all while maintaining this air of plausible deniability…

Every time I hear about a guy proposing during a race or at the finish line, I instantly hate him. Way to make her hard work and accomplishment all about you, dude. Way to not give her a minute to shine in her own spotlight.  You ever notice how seldom a guy will propose at his own race?

He is wonderful. It’s still a site I visit multiple times daily, though I mostly just peruse very quickly. His writing is transcendent of the genre. I love that he uplifts people who are everything that a celebrity is not (he wrote a beautiful, hilarious, and effusive piece about a girl in India with multiple limbs)…

“But what about the comfort she giv-”
No. Lying to you for money is a scam, even when it’s a pleasant lie. May this woman never sleep again for what shes done to these families