Spiders have lots of eyes, Cheese. It’s a weakness- they get mesmerized by all that booty and you can kill them while they stare.

Outside spiders are good.  Inside spiders are evil.  

NPH is one of those celebrities who seems really sweet and wonderful and friendly and then at some point it dawns on you that maybe his sole motivation in life is soliciting applause.

NPH was rude to Rachel Bloom at the Tonys, so he and I are enemies now.

Yeah, the kind of person who thinks being politically incorrect is so fucking edgy and fun. The kind that can’t amuse themselves unless they’re hurting somebody else.

I haven’t posted in almost two years!

The inclusion of the ranch dressing tweet is so shady, I love it.

I feel like a lot of people won’t click on the Matt Damon link so I just want you all to know that they set him on fire.

too bad he didn’t follow through with his suicide.

I have a similar long standing one sided feud with Kate Middleton. My husband proposed to me with a sapphire engagement ring, then lo-and-behold Kate gets a sapphire engagement ring. Then she pushes her wedding date to be before mine even though they got engaged after me (not to mention clearly being snubbed by not…

This guy’s rap sheet:

GEORGE IS GETTING ANGRY

Think smaller, and more legs

Yeah, what happened to the good guy with a gun stopping the bad guy with a gun? Huh, NRA?

So... the ‘good guy with the gun’ just let the guy tip on out of there without shooting him after his “white don’t shoot white” speech? Also: really? I guess those scores of dead white people in the spate of mass shootings (and the other shootings throughout this country) were done by the phantom PoCs that inhabit…

It’s the pushed-up sleeves of the jacket that get me.

Holy shit that was a commercial that existed. And was broadcast.

I have a hypothesis: No one—no one—in 2018 isn’t aware that blackface is fucking repugnant. The only people who do it are those who want to start a disingenuous argument about how it shouldn’t be considered racist, how they aren’t really racist, how you’re the real racist, what-bullshit-ever. So if they do it, let…

I think a lot of them also do it because it pisses off “the blacks”/”the libs”/”SJWs”, and they think there is enough plausible deniability for them to still be accepted in society when they get exposed to the wider public, and they say stuff like “that’s not who I am”/”God knows my heart”/”I have many black friends”…

I’m happy for you that you’re taking a couple months a year off from booze and that it’s going well, but “you won’t even miss the booze” is a bit of a stretch. Although the pic at the top makes it look as though you’ve got a couple drops of LSD in your Mocktail, which, I guess would make it a bit more believable.