auntie-socialite
Auntie-Socialite
auntie-socialite

This is both horrifying and hilariously stupid. A pizza cutter. A fucking pizza cutter. The giant asteroid cannot come soon enough.

The sets and clothing are my favorite things about this show.

We really all should be reading Animal Farm again.

Gahhhhhhhhh, Jojo! Lay off the hair bows for awhile, I’m noticing tension alopecia!

GF bennies (Benzedrine pills? Eggs Benedict?).

Happiness, joy, and deliciousness, who needs that, amirite?

Holy shit this is a nightmare of mine. Particularly at the insanely long escalators at some of the metro stations in DC. May this be a warning to those people who stop to look at their phone or some nonsense right when they get off the escalator and cause a mini pile up....

Even though I know why this happened, I'm still holding to my belief of the evil of escalators.

I came here expecting fire.

Maybe because it was done in your name so many times, you missed the fact that it is fucked up to make women marry due to any reason other than their desires.

I’m guessing that Jamie Oliver also has someone else doing the maintenance on that show kitchen, rather than personally getting down to scrubbing to get the chicken grease out of ever corner of that oven when he’s done.
I often get a giggle over how much the Takeout loves unnecessary kitchen gadgets, but for God’s

Good luck trying to fit an armchair in the freezer

Or you could Google “roasting rack” and save yourself cleaning fused chicken tar off an oven wire rack that’s probably bigger than your sink. Your call.

Yeah, I’ve been reading her interviews, and she seems like the kind of person I’d love to have drinks with and listen to her stories all night. “You did what? No, that can’t be real!”

what world am i living it that this woman is considered ugly?  look at those cheekbones for christs sake!

Remember scumbag assholes, in a murder suicide, do the suicide first.  

She couldn’t find ONE PERSON OF COLOR to be included in this conversation?! what the actual fuck??

I do not think Uchi over reacted to the meat incident. That’s true heartbreak.