I wonder if most male comedians would come across poorly.  I think that striving to succeed in comedy is a sign of being an “angry young man,” much like being a rock star.  

That doesn’t surprise me, his brand of comedy (which, I think is HILARIOUS) I don’t think comes naturally to nice people haha

I somehow feel like appreciation for JLC will rise in the wake of Carrie Fisher’s passing. She slots into the role of no-nonsense Hollywood royalty fantasy auntie quite nicely.  

Ugh, gators! HE WAS RIGHT THERE. All moist and pink and chompable and YOU DIDN’T TAKE EVEN A NIBBLE???? You have let down your PR man, Sterling Archer!

Good on Michael Vick. I’d still like to see him shoved dick-first into a stump grinder. 

October 6th is a potluck type-thing, right?  Have we all gotten our food assignments?  I was really hoping to get apps; have a killer jalapeno-artichoke dip I was dying to bring.

I have questions about where I should park to catch the shuttle bus to the insurrection but none of our liberal overlords will email me back. I know typing is hard because of their little lizard fingers but jeez.

made our palms sweat

Dude, not sure how to explain how addiction works, other than to say, the drugs were in full charge of that relationship, drugs he famously introduced her to.

Side-eyes also raised over a scene in which the actor who plays Brown’s current wife Alicia Etheridge-Brown retorts during a heated exchange, “Do I look like Whitney Houston to you?”

So Bobby Brown is a victim now? Wow!

I mean this when I say it:  fuck these shit fuckers. I hope they die terrible, terrible deaths, alone and screaming for help. 

Well, real models have bones and organs, and real clothes wrinkle and possibly show poor craftsmanship on said model-who-dares-to-have-organs.

they should just end the show. 9 seasons is a success and there is no shameless without fiona. that would mean more screen time for frank and no fucking thank you.

.......And I’m out. No Emmy, no Matthew.

Yeah, I just can’t imagine Shameless without Fiona. The character is the entire point of the show. Sure Frank’s great and all but the show could work without him. It couldn’t without Fiona.

It’s also supposed to have notes of iced mint, violet, lemon, jasmine, tuberose, lily-of-the-valley, cool blue rose, amber, and musk.

This is something else. The cemetery is around the corner from our house. HELP!

Wow, what a soap box! My job covers everything from voting rights to climate change so I’ve spent many, many years on actually trying to help people.