re: “eat your calorie tracker.”

That usually costs extra. 

JFC. I don’t watch that show, but... seriously? Time for some email sending, maybe??

But do you wear it with CROCS?

Can’t we just pull the fucking plug already?

I find a lot of protein powders overly sweet. A hit of instant coffee ads some bitterness and takes the edge off, plus the added caffeine is a an energy boost.

Commercial teriyaki sauce is universally too sweet. Commercial teriyaki sauce + a splash of fish sauce + squeeze of lime = delicious 

lol no 

No, we don’t - private for pay health care is illegal, unless it’s cosmetic.

Well, you can’t reconcile it, because your basic belief that socialized health care is so flawed that it will somehow harm you is untrue. You may - and I certainly don’t doubt you - have had bad health care in the past, but you didn’t have bad UNIVERSAL health care, so you’re nervous of a system you’ve never even…

Sorry I didn’t make that clear - I didn’t mean that the waiting time for every procedure is the same, just that being rich doesn’t bump you to the front of the line.

“CONCIERGE CARE IS A SOLUTION OF THE RICH.”

I bet a shit ton of them still pop viagra like tic tacs. 

Hence the IVF. 

So serve hers over zucchini noodles!

This is wrong. You’re wrong.

Ok, but WHY is Sephora dropping her?

Yes, demanding that teenaged girls out their parents to the cops is a TOTALLY rational expectation.

Show us on the doll where the K-Pop news hurt you. 

I won’t say, but I’ll also mention that they’re staunchly pro PETA while also owning fur.