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Same. Know a relatively famous “vegan” who routinely eats yogurt, eggs, fish, and occasionally bacon, all while gramming their rigorous commitment to #vegan4life etc 

As a sex worker and staunch feminist, I fucking LOVE IT when other feminists tell me that I’m delusion, a tool of the patriarchy, an oppressed person, or a traitor to my gender. I LOVE THAT SO MUCH YOU GUYS!!

This is possibly the most disturbing thing I’ve ever read. That clinical PSYCH faculty would feel like this, with their background, leaves me stunned at how much more severely those in non related fields must regard mental illness. 

Basically, the men’s conception of rape was the “being held at gunpoint” type of rape. Everything else was fair game”

Ummm.... because those sanctimonious “right to life” motherfuckers believe that “life begins at conception”, and that their responsibility for its care ends at birth. They care about FETUSES, not actual, born children. 

My guy, my dude, my bro-ski, just admit you didn’t want to lose to a girl. 

Jesus, please don’t give Bravo any more show ideas.

I told someone just the other day how much I hate this fucking trope. I told her “a man is not a house. You don’t buy him and then fix him up until he’s perfect, and you’ve fixed all his broken bits. He is what he is. If he’s an asshole with a leaky roof now, he’ll be one forever”. 

Jesus, she sure does have a type. I had to double check to make sure that engagement pic wasn’t actually RONNNAYYY on his knees. 

That’s awful. I can’t even imagine being a kid in today’s digital age. 

I can’t believe you didn’t mention that A&W is the first fast food chain to add a true meatless burger to its menu - one that’s good enough to have actually worried other chains in Canada, and to have made US chains see the possibility of adding one of their own.

Jesus, 8th grade. And meanwhile, Ontario’s regressive government has just gotten rid of the sex Ed curriculum that includes segments on how kids can deal with issues like this, because elementary school kids are “too young” to hear about these kinds of issues. 

Cool cool. I’ll just have my “brutally honest body portrait” done with a sack of Doritos, a bottle of my depression meds, and a copy of my PCOS diagnosis.

The pictures in this article didn’t load for me, so I amused myself forming a mental picture of what “Trumpettes” must look like.

I once successfully rented an apartment for incalls using the most insanely complex series of Google Voice numbers (for my “references” and “place of work”), fake accents (see previous notes), randomly googled sample SS number, and a horrifically bad fake name.

Linda Perry’s love-child-of-Stephen-Tyler-and-Johnny-Depp look is me in 1985. 

JFC. I think your childhood might qualify as a hate crime. 

Well, come a little bit north of KW (Kitchener Waterloo), and enjoy the thrill of being stuck in a “traffic jam” caused by three Mennonites in buggies trying to get to church!

Waterloo is expensive - two top universities, THREE colleges, and huge players like Google are jacking rent through the roof. Consider alternatives like Cambridge/Woodstock etc.

PLEASE LET THERE BE LIKE 10 MILLION ROACHES NAMED DONALD TRUMP!!!!