aunteggmablowtorch
AuntEggmaBlowtorch
aunteggmablowtorch

Protest in the street? Naw, this is not the time or place, since the protests are disrupting to my commute.

You know you don’t come from money when your first thought is “who the fuck has time to clean that?!” Then you remember the owners pay people for that. All those windows! :O

Seriously, point out where he bashes Trump. Find me the line and quote it to me.

I’m gonna sound rude here but I promise I’ll bring it all back If you read it all.

I always read The Nation for the crossword puzzle. When did it start publishing this lefty shit?

Do you know there’s an article bashing Trump? Because he’s a hick-ass moron who is going to get us all killed because he’s pandering like crazy to gun-totin’ racist MRA chucklefucks like you.

I am consistently amazed that you hapless chucklefucks make these asinine proclamations as though you expect anyone anywhere to care what you want to read or whether or not you’re going to keep doing it. Two quick questions, snowflake:

I’d go further and argue that there’s nothing more political in society than sports, and saying “Keep politics about of my sports coverage” is about the most political statement one can make.

Wait, you read Deadspin during the Tebow years and think Deadspin was sticking to sprots back then? That’s like thinking “Animal Farm” is a book about modern agriculture.

This is the classic trump supporter defense, accusing the media of bashing trump when in reality all the media did was print or show video of things trump said. The coverage is only negative because the things he says are dumb, offensive, or in most cases both.

The line to go fuck yourself forms to the left, shorty.

As they say on Jez, no one cares about your boner.

So you’re like Jimmy Kimmel: a silly person confronted with the uncomfortable reality that you can’t be silly right now. Except you’re not stepping up like he is, you’re crying like a baby about how you miss the silly times. Grow the fuck up.

You’re in luck, Mr. Burke. Competitive scrimshaw is making a big comeback, and with the loss of other sports’ coverage here you’re primed to give it all the attention it deserves!

It sounds to me like there’s plenty of shade.

Any NFL player with an ounce of moral fiber needs to protest in solidarity with Kaep. The very same flag that Kaep is kneeling against is draped behind this megalomaniac, senile racist as he cheerleads for billionaire owners to fire their black employees for protesting social injustices.

He left behind residual hatred of America so now the entire new stadium stinks of communism. Plus it’s hard to get to and doesn’t have much shade.

Shouldn’t the 49ers’ stadium be full every game now that Kaepernick is off the team?

Oh PLEASE, assholes. PLEASE leave when someone kneels for the anthem. Games will be so much better without you.

“Scurlock” definitely is the kind of name that makes one think of a guy who masturbates in the back of a car for hire.