Season 1 was from 9 years ago. Obama. Colin Kaepernick. Gone Girl. The Fappening. The ice bucket challenge. Two of the best Marvel movies. Adele Dazeem. Ancient history at this point.

My random distraction question is - I’m pretty sure I heard the tattoo parlor was paid $600. For that one spiral? In one colour? And it’s not even original artwork? I know they mentioned $20 oreos but that’s a veeeeeeery expensive tattoo. OR more people were tattooed at the same time, possibly?

What meaning do you take from Danvers’ name knowing Danvers, MA was originally Salem Village (of the witch trials fame) - is she a false accuser? Or (pun intended) the accused?

I am surprised that anyone is labeling Connor as harmless. He bought a human! He engaged in an unhinged presidential bid to undermine sanity in the US and is now potentially a political appointee ambassador. Connor is just as much bullshit as his siblings and has done real harm. 

I mean, I love them, but they’re not serious people.

The thing about the Uber-wealthy is that money get lost all the time. It rarely actually destroys any of them when it’s lost. The Roy kids have never lived their lives with a single threat of being poor. Vastly wealthy people always find more money, even when they lose more than most of us will ever have.

You caught me, I clearly loathe this TV show I have written 25,000 words about and given uniformly high scores to.

I can understand the rationale of the physical line people are pointing out.

Frank has been amazing. “He’s flying the plane, son” last week nearly fucking broke me in an episode full of potential breaks.

That line should’ve ended with ‘subway’, it really didn’t need any of the words that came after. It was already a supremely cutting putdown with the word subway immediately conjuring up an image of a small apartment in one of the other boroughs.

How about that nasty comment to Willa basically saying “congratulations but you’ll always be a hooker.” And then Willa coming back with a perfect “likewise I’m sure.”

Give the Emmy to whoever managed to create a perfectly ambiguous line that could easily be read as an underline or a cross-out.

Just had to note that when the volleyball coach says “Mai wife!” while showing off her impression skills, Matt Berry goes, “yes, Henry the Eighth!” I had to rewind it a few times to catch what he was saying, but I’m so glad I did.

My wife and I are from “Ar-ee-zone-ee-uh” (she lived in Tucson through college) and when we moved via U-haul from NYC to Chicago in 2014 our midway bed and burger overnight was the Motel 6 off interstate 80 in Clarion, Pennsylvania. Suffice it to say, we felt really included in this week’s episode and had I known that…

Nobody! puts pizza in a closet!

When a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate!

We can’t have art with layers any more, it’s too easy to criticise. Characters must begin perfect, remain that way, and instruct the audience on good hygiene while they’re at it.

Peggy Siegel is 72 years old and has run one of the top showbiz PR firms in NYC for 40 years. Surely she must have a substantial nest egg. DOESN’T ANYONE JUST RETIRE ANYMORE?

I’ve appreciated some of his documentaries, but I would be fine Moore just stuck to them and shut the fuck up the rest of the time.

Succession is Die Hard if every character was Ellis. It’s glorious.