aunteggmablowtorch
AuntEggmaBlowtorch
aunteggmablowtorch

I’m pretty sure the person you’re responding to won’t let facts get in their way of hating a woman and blaming her for stuff.

“I’m a wife and a mom”

@ArielWray

You just blew my goddamn mind.

The very first vacuum cleaners had the propeller just 2 inches down the hose to make repairs easier. They quickly changed that.

Look, once we can fuck our phones, nobody’s ever leaving their houses again.

This whole thing is a bit of a humble brag. Just saying, I wouldn’t get stuck in there...

Ahem....

Why are those soccer players wearing helmets?

(Overheard)

This girl is still a thing?

“What do you get when your pres. is a creep?”

They were confused by the absence of boob-armor, leather thongs, high-heel boots and thigh-high chainmail leggings.

Damnit Kinja ate my comments! Which means it will reappear at some later point so it looks like I double posted lol.

He could really be a joule in the rough...

The younger Watt’s electrifying play is not really all that shocking.

Until JJ Watt has a 2 sack, 1 int game, he’ll never be as good as TJ Watt.

Excited to see the other Watt boys T.T. and J.T.

Most places call them editors.