My brain, upon reading your comment: Piers Morgan wrote a book that has pedophilia in it? Seems legit.

Even as a casual fan, you can’t be content with enjoying your team’s incredible success. You have to be a sore winner and make the fans of the ringless opponent feel worse. Eat shit.

In her defense, she was merely pointing out that despite her witch face she’s not actually green.

Sadly, the only win you’ll see this year. Drink it in, maaaaan.

“Every team is full of bandwagon fans, but Steelers fans really ghost on the team when they dare to flirt with going .500 or worse.”

what band can’t that be said about? I’d put their canon up against pretty much anyone else.

Browns: if it’s Brock, don’t fix it.

Even the people who developed thalidomide thought this experiment was horrific.

police are stormtroopers, their only allegiance is to the empire. they stopped giving a fuck about the citizens a long time ago, they only care about their pensions.

Why don’t you just be a fan of every team? You’re already 10% there. What the fuck is this

Since there’s only one word in the Code 45* hopper, today’s secret message is, by default:

I’m not convinced “too much head” is ever a situation this piece of human garbage has ever had to deal with.

It needs to be stressed that this wouldn’t have happened without crowd-sourcing his identity. The Cville police have made no effort to investigate these people. Every single arrest has come only because private citizens have identified these people and assembled evidence themselves.

Dude has too much head for his face, or not enough face for his head.

It’s also a signal to people involved in Russia Tampering he will not hesitate to pardon them.

Burdick vs US (1915)- A pardon carries an imputation of guilt, and an acceptance carries an admission of guilt. (Read: You cant’ pardon an innocent man / excuse a crime that was NOT committed, right?).

Looking at the bigger picture, this sends a message to all of Donald Trump’s flunkies. (Including his family.)

It give Huckleberry two additional days to work on her “perplexed cow” face.