Ha, “sounds like.”

Look at the trajectory of cults of personality, like Madoff and Jim Jones. This is spot on for that sort of thing: grift to power on personality somehow, baffle outside experts who underestimate his appeal because he’s a transparent narcissist and con man, and then reach dizzying heights of power. Then overreach due…

It’s where he feels safe. The only actual trick he has in his bag is reality-tv stagecraft, and he is admittedly good at it (to the detriment of pretty much everything).

“Hey, gurrrl!”

campaign rallies are like his booty calls to an ex...he can’t get any traction anywhere else, so he has to ring up a sure thing.

Trump is probably holding rallies because he looooves attention, and because campaign funds raised can be used to pay his legal defense bills.

An even bigger question: Why is he holding his 8th campaign rally seven months in?

I didn’t watch. I was busy watching Swans punish themselves and us for a solid two and a half hours of spellcasting noise. Their gigs are like having the inside of your skull scraped clean by wire brushes and white light, and it was just exactly what I needed.

I assumed that she just wants to be ready for the funeral whenever Trump eventually drops dead.

a universe of stars wouldn’t be enough to do this justice.

Dress for the job you want.

Goddamn, that man is aggressively stupid.

I find it’s similar with wines. The bouquet of the wine seems improved as it goes from the box and onto the cubes.Also, the fruit notes seem improved, a little sharper, as the wine goes from straw to tongue.

I always pour ice cold water over my sugar cube into my Absinthe.

Nary a mention of Bull in the Heather?!?

I wish I could agree with you, but I can’t. Trump has a history of continuing to consult people he has “fired”:

Banon isn’t doing shit. He signed a NDA as a member of the transition team and the minute he badmouths Trump is when he loses his support.

I feel no relief right now. I think Bannon has more power outside the White House than in it and I think things are about to get worse, not better

Twenty bucks says the president didn’t even know such a thing existed. I’d almost wager fifty bucks that he will soon tweet that he didn’t know such a thing existed.

Now I’m going to have to change my anti-Nazi song for this administration (sung to the tune of the Colonel Bogey March:)