First of all, lol at your many attempts to make sure the Sanders people don’t flame you. Good luck with that.

That’s a pretty stark correlation.

When people ask what happened here, tell them that winter came for House Pornhub, and lots of people didn’t.

People can sit there and say Hillary was a bad candidate, but she beat Trump to the tune of 3M+ in the popular vote and that just eats him up. She wasn’t a bad candidate, she was the unfortunate result of an electoral college system that nowadays has a built in advantage in the red states.

In a just world, Ivanka Trump is not gently mocked but is instead repeatedly pelted with rocks and garbage wherever she goes

Schrödinger’s Swift is right, since she’s in there with Meredith & Olivia. There will be no surviors.

“Great evening with President @EmmanuelMacron & Mrs. Macron. Went to Eiffel Tower for dinner. Relationship with France stronger than ever.”

I’d argue that the Lannisters aren’t the Trumps though. The Lannisters are the Republicans as a whole. The analogy for the Republicans creating the Tea Party as a tool but having it ultimately backfire as it brought Trump to power is perfect for them. 

I’m going to guess Donald’s performance review with Putin did not go well. I wonder if Putin gave Donald a screening of the Pee-pee tape as a warning.

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

Putin will bring menstruating women with him into a meeting to scare Trump.

#TeamNoOne

What pisses me off most about President Dipshit inserting himself in this story is that per his proposed healthcare reform, the children suffering like that here at home would be left to die while their parents are saddled with a copious amount of medical debt.

Look, I know fat shaming is a bad thing. Any semi sentient person posting here does. 99 times out of 100 I stay away from this sort of insult. This guy however has done so many bad things that I refuse to grant him even that kindness.

I would love this. I think the Pens should pick him up for this season with the proviso he retire after it. Then make it the Jagr farewell tour. Show his highlights every game, have ex-teammates show up and talk about old times, they can wear throwback jerseys from his early years with the team. Come on Pens, this…

This is a picture of a jersey for sale online. I own the same one, but unfortunately, I don’t take pictures of my clothes in case there is a relevant sports story.

I kind of really want him to end up with the Pens so he can retire there. Also, I want to be able to wear this jersey again.

Yeah, I knew what I was getting. That’s why I voted against the sexist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, incestual, paranoid, idiotic, treasonous, poorphobic, greedy, eduphobic, evil, climate denying shit pile.