I really miss Obama and how much dignity and grace he and Michelle had when they were insulted. Frankly, they had some horrific and awful things said about them.

This doesn’t even crack the top 100 this year for inappropriate things tweeted by a crazy rich guy in the middle of the night.

Off topic: do you think Mitch McConnell has ever successfully brought a woman to orgasm?

If humanity survives the Cheetolini administration. And if humanity survives while the United States does not, Russian historians will not be kind when they write of the creation of the American territories.

*Dolphin archaeologists will have a field day with this period in our history.

Oh, was there a ‘sorry’ there? I missed it. He seemed to blame the comments as though they existed fully formed and totally unrelated to him.

Be careful with WWII puns; it’s not for a wide audience, and not everyone Goebbels them up when offered...

One translator accidentally was given two words from the joke and was hospitalized for a month.

Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

“Two peanuts were walking down the strasse, Undt vun vas assulted.....

Eat, sleep, train.

In an America where it feels like every day brings a fresh new hell, to see this kind of innocence and gratitude from a kid is fucking adorable.

Foxwoods: Come for the rape; stay for the loose slots?

“Why would you go???? Was it double rewards card that gets you double the payout on Tuesday? Or is it Fifth Harmony, two shows on June 15, 7 p.m.? Just why???”

As one life long Pens fan to another, SHUT THE FUCK UP! The Preds have a great fan base and it’s been just 15 years since the Pens were gonna hightail to KC. Lets just enjoy winning and beating a great team with great fans. We don’t need to denigrate them, we just won for pete’s sake.

Correct. However this does make a great hockey town.

After what we just saw from Crosby I’m really excited that in just two weeks we’ll all get the chance to pretend that McDavid was the most valuable player in the league this year.

But would this team have beat the 95-96 Bulls? Obviously not.

LOl wut?

You just sucked the joy out of making fun of Hitler’s dick.