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AuntEggmaBlowtorch
aunteggmablowtorch

I just watched the Formation video for the first time* (seeing all the chatter about it made me curious) and it is amazing! It is art. I don’t understand why large numbers of white people would have a problem with it - but I hope if people are talking about it, more people will watch the video.

Reminds me of the Family Guy episode where Weenie and the Butt were replaced by Dingo and the Baby.

So another 6 months to a year for you guys. You had a good run.

You seem really, genuinely confused, so I’m going to try to explain why people didn’t like your comment. The problem is not that you think she’s pretty. The problem is the “fishing for compliments” line.

They may! (It’s the Internet, after all.) But if I acted as condescending and simplistic as you did, I’m sure the vitriol would be worse?

You’re not, because that implies a level of intent, but you are making yourself an attractive target by being a dumbass. No offense, just describing reality.

It’s probably a lot more common than you think. For instance, when choosing potential partners, one of my chief considerations is my ability to spot them in a variety of locations and settings: darkness, a forest, a blizzard, a well-lit room, submerged beneath water, outer space, etc.

I don’t know. Mine was burned, and totally drowning in mayonnaise. They said they had to do that to make sure it was okay to eat, but...seemed kind of ruined at that point.

The Puritan Backroom is also the name of my Salem Witch Hunt-themed gay sex dungeon.

You have a supervisor for racism in your office?

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

Brady looked deflated

Two cops. One suicidal person with a knife. Forget being of some kind of help, if you can’t extricate yourself from that situation without shooting the person, it’s time for a different line of work.

You know what they say, one man’s junk is another man’s treasure.

Im making a CTE addled brain out of Jello.

I noticed that shit too.

The most graphic part was her little tongue thing at :31. That ALWAYS means they’ll let you fuck them.

Anchor Julie Stewart-Binks suggested he should dance for her.

Thanks for the input, Molière.

The closest I was with was probably [Tom] Brady [and] whom I love to death