You should have written a longer post to help make your point

He only stopped typing because he couldn’t see the screen through all the spittle.

That's just like your opinion, man

This is fucking amazing kinja. Just jaw-dropping.

He's like the NFL equivalent of Shia Labeouf

Are you really so fucking dumb that you don't understand the difference between choosing to put pictures of yourself on your own social media accounts and receiving unsolicited random pictures of dicks? Are you REALLY that fucking dumb? How many dick pics have you sent?

Analog dick pics! OMG

My wife once got an actual photograph of some guy’s boner slid under the apartment door. She and her roommate figured it was the creepy morning doorman of their building. She kept it because it was so comically large. Years later, I was trying to find a pen and I stumbled across it and she told me the story. This was…

It sickens me at the thought of a promising, talented young man throwing away the opportunity to have a wonderful and successful career. That’s why I go to bed every night praying that the Browns don’t draft Carson Wentz.

“I tried to lay on him a few times,” said one Broncos rusher after the game. “I tried to rub my nuts on his face.”

“This might be my last rodeo. So it sure has been a pleasure.”

Sebastian Vollmer and Marcus Cannon went to bat for their coach today, but unfortunately were unable to prevent DeGuglielmo from being sacked.

Counterpoint: Carson Palmer lost the damn game.

In all fairness to Thompson, he thought the depth at running back was going to be the best in the league given Eddie Lacy came to camp twice the man he used to be.

Usually, unnecessary roughness by the police is much, much worse.

The Patriots and the Broncos are in the midst of a rather entertaining shit talking session

As a former delivery driver for several years in the 90's...Fuck you for making me risk life and limb for your $5.99 plain pie and offering me a whole dollar for my efforts. I’d rather go home with no money. Man up and open a can of soup.

McDonalds blew it by replacing their god-tier chicken selects with wings. They brought back the selects but they seem lighter and worse.