I’ll only accept coffee if it comes in this cup:

John 6:55

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.

Were they ever really together, though?

Janay Rice says she deeply regrets the role that she played the night of the incident.

If you think a minor traffic infraction remotely justifies attempted murder: Fuck You.

Awwww. That’s cute. The punter thinks he’s people.

“Do you believe in voodoo economics... YES!!!”

> a drink that he claimed prevented concussions.

The three starters were right leftback Yonny Manzill, upper sideceiver Fronny Panziel, and designated wide end Jahnny Minziel.

I don’t trust Alex Mack’s denial, something tells me this guy has a secret world.

On the NFL Network recap last night LdT said Smith was retiring because he was tired of being mad. The boys all laughed at his joke, but I think he was being serious. That is one angry motherfucker.

Can’t it be both?

Occam’s Razer (sic) suggests that the Raiders don’t want to acknowledge a Super Bowl that will be played down the road in Santa Clara

Raiders Give Middle Finger To The NFL

From the way you wrote this, I can only assume you must have been banging James Joyce.. :)

In a few weeks we’ll find out Kostek is actually 40 cans of Bud Light in a wig.

Before any Patriots fans comment: