Whenever someone tries to list all the NFL teams, the Titans are always the one they can’t seem to remember.

John McKay coached the Bucs during a 26 game losing streak. Here are some of his best moments:

That’s a great deal. My cats love this fountain and I only have to refill it maybe once a week.

That’s a great deal. My cats love this fountain and I only have to refill it maybe once a week.

My cat loved the shit out of that thing. It was the only way to keep him out of the sink as he refused to drink non-running water.

My cat loved the shit out of that thing. It was the only way to keep him out of the sink as he refused to drink…

This is the dick pic I send to all the ladies I know on the Twitter.

Wait, is that... Steve Holt?

“I’ve spoken with Native Americans across this great country. Two, in particular, really resonated with me. Their names were Tibia and Fibula from the Snapcreek Nation, and they just shattered me with their enthusiasm for the name. Absolutely cracked me up.”

This is great, but it too will be ruined by Courtney Love before too long.

It’s pretty impressive how low, how low, how low, how low that guy fell.

Or, and just go with me on this, cause it sounds crazy, I know, still, stay with me, here we go hold on tight . . . he punched a woman in the face and fuck that guy.

Judge not, lest they be different. Then judge away!

There used to be a time when you kept religion and politics out of business. A “Christian business” is understood to be a business that sells goods or services that are directly relevant to Christian interests. A Christian bookstore, for example, sells books dealing with Christian themes. If you’re going to claim to…

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My unscientific opinion is that men have more muscle / fat than woman so it insulates them more than women. At least, this is what I tell my husband when I’m turning off the AC.

I bet it’s one of those things where you seek out an experience thinking you’re gonna get a great story out of it, and then it ends up being anticlimactic, but you’re like, “What the hell, I went all the way there, might as well write that essay anyway...”

In the last couple years of my grandma’s life, she stopped giving any fucks and would wear slippers out to dinner. She would get up from the table the very instant she finished her food and race out to the car, no matter where in the meal the rest of us were. And she upped her one glass of Sauvignon blanc with ice…

To be fair, baseball is really, really important.

“Can you take a 10 million dollar pay cut?” “Hell no.” “Ahem (blows pitch pipe, sings tune to insurance jingle) ♪ TAKE THIS FUCKING PAY CUT NOW ♪ “

Lord knows, he can’t change.